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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

You're caught in a recursive loop.

[–] [email protected] -3 points 1 year ago (18 children)

Who microwaves coffee? Probably every italian rolls in their grave.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (2 children)

You make coffee, go to your desk again and start working. After an hour you notice your mug standing there... What now, throwing it away or reheating it?

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Who throws away perfectly good coffee just because its cold?

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[–] [email protected] 61 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Déjà Brew
I didn't drink from this cup before
Leaving it to cool
And I know it keeps happening
Calling you, caffeine is a mystery
Falling back asleep
It's so hard when I try to wake up
Whooaaahh

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Wow u right !

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I've had this same shit with porridge

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

I find it funny that heating the coffee for 99 makes it hotter than heating it for 100. Just waking up, that's mindboggling.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Careful, that's a glitch. The police have probably surrounded you.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I feel this, it is my life

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Can you be certain that it’s not the same mug, but experienced through some sort of dimensional/ time shift portal thingy?

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 year ago (5 children)

People are heating up coffee in microwave? TIL.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (8 children)

I mean how else would you reheat a cold coffee?

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (7 children)

I swear this ruins the coffee

Instead of reheating it, put a little ice in it and call it an iced coffee.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (2 children)

It definitely tastes worse but I think it's still fine. Also it's partly a punishment from having forgotten to drink it in the first place 😔

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[–] [email protected] 60 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (9 children)

A drink needs reheating so they use a convenient household equipment to reheat it. How controversial. How sacrilegious.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (5 children)

I think Americans boil their water in the microwave.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Turns Out, America Only Just Discovered The Electric Kettle & The Internet Is Going Wild

I remember this sweep over the internet. Considering the speed and simplicity of kettles for decades, what a weird thing to see of Americans. Especially since they made the first one ever.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (10 children)

Historically kettles never really caught on because we only have 110v power, so our kettles are bogus compared to nearly everywhere else in the world.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 year ago

Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

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Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

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[–] [email protected] -3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Yes and that’s why they’re so fat

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago

They don’t even know about diet water.

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[–] [email protected] 177 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Turn my machine back on; it heats the pot.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Keyword being "my". Your machine sounds like it has an element below the pot. I'd say nearly zero home coffee machines have this in the US.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

So you'd pour the coffee back in the pot to reheat it?

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Doctor, are you crossing your own timeline again?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I did the exact same thing twice yesterday! Good to see I'm not the only one with a broken brain.

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