This has very strong “If I can’t make my wife come, nobody will ~~cum~~ come!” vibes.
this post was submitted on 12 Dec 2024
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Rofl, they were afraid for their right to bear arms instead of their right to bear dildos.
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Why are so many people using them in Walmart?
People like to sample the produce as they shop, granted it's usually a bag of crisps or a handful of grapes but it's the same... ballpark.
Oh, I am just ~~cleaning~~holding all those for a friend.
Like a car, they need to go for a ride every now and then, else they break.
For a friend, of course.
The great Republican war on orgasms have begun.
They've been stopping orgasms from happening for a long time.
Will United Healthcare cover dildos if they are for medicinal purposes?
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This is disrespectful to George Washington the founder of America who was mostly Dicks.
I heard that motherfucker had like... 30 god-damned dicks.
I think you're referring to the wooden dildos he stuffed his mouth with. Back then, there was no such thing as silicone.
I heard he was six foot eight and weighed a fucking ton.
Link for the uninitiated - https://youtu.be/qv6OOuPI5c0
Hypocrites! They do this tomfoolery but make classrooms hang up the approved lord and savior:
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