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[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

The old 8th grade sex education curriculum in Orange County, while promoting abstinence, acknowledged that some students are sexually active. It provided information on how to prevent unintended pregnancy and protect against STDs if students engaged in sexual activity. This information has been deleted from the new curriculum.

The old Orange County 8th grade curriculum also included information about the various kinds of birth control, their efficacy, and whether or not they helped reduce the risk of STDs. This information has also been removed.

In Orange County's new 8th grade curriculum, there are no descriptions of the different forms of birth control and no explanation of which forms of birth control are effective in preventing the transmission of STDs. This is a particularly important issue in Florida, which is currently "reporting more HIV diagnoses than almost any other state."

These are the kinds of changes you get when you have people developing curriculum without actually understanding any of the evidence, and just going off vibes.

"No sex = no pregnancy, surely the kids will understand and follow our instructions on this!"

"No sex = no need for birth control, so why tell them about it?"

It baffles me how stupid some members of our society can be.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I've hear about New Hampshire before, but where is this New Florida supposed to be?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

The ocean, sooner or later..

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

How long until they replace driving lessons with a page that says "not driving a car is the only 100% effective method to prevent car crashes"?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

"Never touch your penis or angels will kill you." - Stan Smith

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 month ago

I assume they're trying to out-do the old Soviet joke.

Preface to a new sex education schoolbook:
"Dear children. There are three kinds of love. First, there is the love between parents and children. We're sure all of you are already familiar with that, so there is no need to discuss it here. Second, there is the love between two adults. Some suggest it might be too early to tell you anything about that yet. And third, there's the love the People feel toward the Party, and that is what we shall discuss for the rest of this book..."

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Essentially "Don't do it if you don't want to catch a disease, get pregnant, or get someone else pregnant. Only way to be absolutely sure."

Which is true, to be fair. I mean a majority of students aren't going to implement that and it's missing 99% of what you should probably know, but what little is left isn't wrong as such.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Religious indoctrination and shaming.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Shouldn't separation of church and state also separate the state from ideologies espoused by the church

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

That's why they're blatantly doing away with separation of church and state.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Absolutely. Republicans aren't in the business of being logically consistent or even the least bit honest, though.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Most people aren't

Humans are animals

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

For everything else there's pornhub.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

*not available in states that have banned online porn.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Imagine those VPNs just burning porn thru the cables. Imagine the size of their blue balls just waiting for a chance to see maybe some cleavage at church!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Conservatives... We were expecting all poor women to be pregnant by this time. Now we have a glut of pregnancy related paper and plastic products as well as an incoming avalanche of mini vans, baby carriers, Filipino immigrants to make more Filipino citizens to then care for all these Floridian people when they're old and under the UnitedHealth umbrella to recover a few more billions. We were prepared! But now, sir, we have to live with this. I mean, I have to go get doughnuts and just look at the mass of people fucking everywhere that I have to scooch around just to get thru! This is horrible! And the Filipinos! Tabo! Tabo! Manang! Hay na ko! We need that law to make them all non citizens again! Hurry!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

Easily fix your demographic issues with this one trick

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

Finally the conservative dream.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

TBF, if there ever was a state that belongs in the "Doesn't know what sex is / Fucks" category...

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago

This is how we get crap like "soaking", can't wait for what ever ludicrous thing is next.

[–] [email protected] 66 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What remains is a discussion of the benefits of abstinence and a cursory review of various sexually transmitted diseases.

Oh hey, that’s the sex ed we got in my school. Along with at least 4 pregnant girls I knew of under 17 in a very small rural school. The youngest was 13.

If the people “teaching” us ever connected those facts, it wasn’t apparent to me.

[–] [email protected] 52 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They want more teen pregnancies. Teen pregnancies tend to keep the mother poor, and subsequently the child. That keeps them desperate and more likely to be desperate enough to take shitty, low paying jobs, or potentially even doing slave labor in a for profit prison.

It also puts strain on the rest of the family.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Wasn’t AI supposed to make everyone unemployed by now? Something doesn’t add up.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Florida ~~sex~~ ~~education~~

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