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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

The Lemmy Train

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

Digg had the "digg effect".

Presently, it has nothing.

Digg is dead. Its main page is nothing but a bunch of zero effort AI-Slop listicles. I had to actually LOOK for any mention of anything relevant actually going on there, and when I DID finally see a news story about The Claims Adjuster allegedly being caught, there was like ... ONE comment. A based comment, admittedly: "Hero." - but still only one comment.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

if ever it does become a thing, it must be this.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago (6 children)
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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

It has/had the lemur scent mark.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Lemmy Love Tap

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

The Lemming rush

[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 week ago

The ratio of furry porn to actual content ensures that this will never happen

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago

Just like poop, it can't happen.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The lemmy leave office early because the servers are barely noticing the extra traffic.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The Fark hug of death came before the Reddit hug of death.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago (3 children)

...and that came after The Slashdot Effect which was--as far as I know--the original "effect":

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slashdot_effect?wprov=sfla1

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Was just gonna say. I'm old enough to remember when it was the Slashdot effect. And you put links to the Coral Cache of the website as a nice way to guard against slashdotting.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

I was commenting more on the name "hug of death". That didn't start on Reddit.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

A dogfart in the wind.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Going over the cliff.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Beans and voids?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Lemmy look at that real quick

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

The Lemming Cliff

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago

The Lemmy speed bump? I don't think it gets a name until it's something that can actually happen 😅

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

The Lemmy Gentle Whisper

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago

5 up votes.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago

Lemmy users are Lemminators, so the site has been Lemminated.

[–] [email protected] 72 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

damn it, and just when I believed I had an original thought today

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

That’s a cute one!

[–] [email protected] 178 points 1 week ago (4 children)

The "oh hey, is that an uptick in traffic?"

We're not going to break anyone's website.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

With all the devs and anarchists on Lemmy, we don't necessarily need huge numbers to take down a website. Just 1 determined individual who knows their way around a botnet. 😌

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[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Love Lemmy and want to see it grow, and it might be able to slow down a poorly-made site, but I doubt we have the raw clicks to cause an issue on properly-maintained websites.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

have the raw clicks to cause an issue on properly-maintained websites.

That's been true of Reddit forever now as well, I only ever remember the Hug of Death actually affecting only small time websites that probably had maybe like 3 people running it.

Links to anything else was usually just fine, barring a few exceptions because even the big boys make fuck ups too

But nowadays the bar to "properly maintained" is lower with more mature, robust and easier to use tooling

[–] [email protected] 54 points 1 week ago

Now that's not true at all, we've killed Lemmy several times at this point

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Don’t underestimate the growth when more ground work is being done.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago

Like how Mastodon's servers were accidentally DDoSing servers to generate a link preview as the post propagated on the fediverse.

https://www.theregister.com/2024/05/06/mastodon_delays_fix_ddos/

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Lemmy users are Lemmings so we could say it followed us off a cliff.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Except they were corralled off the cliff to their doom by an overzealous documentary producer. Disney murdered a bunch of rodents to make their nature movie more interesting. Lemmings don't actually follow each other off of cliffs.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

The Cliffjumping

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