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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

I was talking to a couple of friends about how I wanted to play the Dark Urge and recruit Minthara in BG3, but I never could because I couldn’t bring myself to be that mean. One of them said “Hey man, I’ll make the tough choices, no problem. You just tag along and watch.” So we started a new playthrough.

Right as we get back to the grove and are about to wipe out the tieflings, both of them start in with “I don’t want to kill the tieflings! This sucks! Why are we doing this!?” So we loaded and changed our decisions.

And I’m thinking “This whole operation was your idea!”

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

I want to do another renegade run of mass effect but I can't because that means being mean to my friends :(

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

i only beat undertale once

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 day ago (2 children)

“Oh, well you see, your desire to be good is due to a chemical imbalance in your brain blah blah blah, it represents an inferiority complex whatever something else, and you’re have an innate fear of what other people will think of you yadda yadda yadda-“

Me: “Good!”

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

“Oh, well you see, your desire to be good is due to a chemical imbalance in your brain blah blah blah, it represents an inferiority complex whatever something else, and you’re have an innate fear of what other people will think of you yadda yadda yadda-“

That's all good and well, Mr Tate, but can you please answer the prosecution’s question

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

"i gave her money so it was legal lol flexes bicep btw she loved it and said it was good LMAO"

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago

Me: "Watch, the chemicals in my brain are going to go wild when I pet this facsimile of a dog"

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I remember playing the Avatar game (the blue kind, not the airbender kind) on PS3 and at one point you have to decide in a crucial moment to continue playing as the Navi or the space soldiers, who are essentially the bad guys. But the thing was that the space soldiers where much more fun to play so I decided to play them and felt bad for the entire game lol.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago

the Avatar game (the blue kind, not the airbender kind)

That’s my unexpected laugh for the day.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 days ago

In the same vein, quick save and quick load.

I'll show you the cloud district Nazeem.