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[–] [email protected] 61 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Perhaps the 9mm pistol is the guillotine of the next American revolution.

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[–] [email protected] 57 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Much cheaper than giving a CEO a golden parachute

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

His defence will be that his Cyberdyne nanotech brain implants malfunctioned.

[–] [email protected] 52 points 2 months ago (4 children)

In its very perverted logic, this assassination is good for capitalism. Every CEO can ask for a raise now.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Let's increase each one's pay by exactly three aerodynamic chunks of lead, to be deposited directly into their brainpans at supersonic speeds.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Lol "How will you attract talent?" thats always been the argument why do think their pay has increased so much while labor wage has stagnated.

[–] [email protected] 49 points 2 months ago (1 children)

One of the strengths of capitalism is that it can profit both off stability and off turmoil. It literally cannot lose

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (19 children)

That’s why I feel progress should be made by leveraging capitalism instead of nuking it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

I absolutely agree

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

The Internet is the sauce for this one, it's still cooking

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[–] [email protected] 197 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Idgaf what anyone says, that mf is a hero

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago (3 children)
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[–] [email protected] 96 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That's it, I officially get my news mostly from memes

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 months ago

No, that's kinda what I meant

[–] [email protected] 136 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Drive-by e-scooter shootings have been a thing here in Sweden, which I firmly place in the same cyberpunk bucket.

[–] [email protected] 52 points 2 months ago (6 children)

Shootings can't happen in Europe

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Well, they're illegal there aren't they?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Russian assault group making u-turn on their electrical scooters

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 months ago

Nah, they happen. Just at way, way lower rates than in the U.S.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

In Sweden, it's forbidden by law to be a criminal.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Swede here, yeah they absolutely can.

[–] [email protected] 79 points 2 months ago (2 children)

They frown on that sort of thing

[–] [email protected] 128 points 2 months ago (6 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Damn, you beat me to it.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Not in America. Apparently if you're a criminal in America you can run for president!

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago

This is America

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Damn. Guess I’ll have to find another career path.

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[–] [email protected] 66 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Seems risky for the perpetrator, won't they be able to trace who rented the bike?

[–] [email protected] 87 points 2 months ago (2 children)

They took the ebike into central park and got away on foot from there. I doubt they're the one that rented the bike or if they did, they did it with fake info and a prepaid card. Once they got to central park they probably swapped into a new set of clothes out of that backpack and disapeared.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 months ago (7 children)

Not just new clothes, probably a reversible backpack so when leaving the park the backpack wasn't even the same color.

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 months ago (1 children)

They can trace the credit card. Whether or not that leads to the actual shooter is a different matter.

[–] [email protected] 46 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Step 1

Walk into a Walgreens and buy a prepaid visa with cash

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 months ago (4 children)

They probably know which Walgreen's it was bought in and can check when it was bought, likely there are cameras in the store. Hope the dude was wise enough to wear a mask or some other disguise.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

That’s true, if it was really planned to the tee it was probably something like https://www.bitrefill.com/us/en/gift-cards/virtual-prepaid-visa-usa/

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Or more likely:

https://www.vice.com/en/article/lime-scooter-accounts-for-sale-dark-web/

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 months ago (1 children)

They would have to go through the ebike company, and that could take some time

[–] [email protected] 63 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Apparently some corporate dick sucker scrapes the public feeds for the bikes and volunteered the information for the likely bike pretty much immediately.

[–] [email protected] 84 points 2 months ago

Corpo netrunners, you say?

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