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Netizens aren’t taking High’s predictions [of an alien invasion on December 3] seriously

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

it would be so fucking hilarious if aliens did arrive specifically to feast on the flesh of maga nuts.

somehow it would be joe's fault.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 weeks ago

That's fine. They can blame Biden. They'll all be dead after the aliens eat them, and then their particular brand of bullshit won't exist anymore.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Boy, are the aliens going to be embarrassed by this one.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

They’re not sending their best

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago

I sure agree, ChihuahuaOfDoom

[–] [email protected] 31 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Clickbait from the guy who also claimed the US dollar would collapse in 2011 and the Mayan apocalypse would cause a pole reversal in 2012...

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 weeks ago

since the guy is also a stonks AI tech bro it appears this was a reason some on the far-right didn't want trump to be on the joe rogan podcast

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago