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What you know about ~~rolling down in th~~ sandwiches
That's fine and all but what we really need to be talking about is poor bread to filling ratio.
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1 side Peanutbutter
1 side Jam
1 side Cheese
The holy three fold PBJC
Edit: [email protected] proposed marshmallow fluff, the objectively better choice. The holy three fold PBJMF
which cheese ?
A spherical sandwich would just be a 3-ball of air surrounded by a 2-sphere with the following layers: bread (inner), contents (middle), bread (outer). You could also have a 3-sphere sandwich – homeomorphic to a calzone which has a little 3-ball of bread in its center.
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Corn dogs are cylindrical sandwiches
Chicken balls are spherical sandwiches.
Scotch eggs are spherical burgers, which are a subset of sandwiches.
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Clearly you didn't take the axiom of choice. Because otherwise you could have chosen to not make that monstrosity
I support this exploration. The results sound delicious.
Some mathematicians hypothesize that n-dimensional-hyper-sandwiches may be possible, but such constructs remain unproven.
Isn't a spherical sandwich just a wrap?
The best foods are always shaped liked dicks
I'd say it's closer to a dumpling
wraps are cylindrical
Just bend and glue them to make a toroidal sandwich.
True, unless you stuff it so full it bulges out into a sphere... Somehow
This is a poignant illustration of enshittification.
Poinignant illustration of a flux capacitor
Help girlfrend is poinignant?
Fuck. First time on lemmy today I actually had to laugh out loud. XD
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I disagree. Look at all that extra real estate for mayo!
That’s what you think, until you bite into a mouthful of advertisements.