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[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

How do you hold the haf mug?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

This is 100% a meme. There's a kettle in the lower left corner of the picture, place awkwardly in front of the second frier drawer. and the cup would be scaldingly hot upon removing it from the air frier.

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[–] [email protected] 49 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

10 minutes to boil a cup of water? How is that considered good in any way?

[–] [email protected] 51 points 3 weeks ago (7 children)

it's sarcasm.

Air fryers suck at boiling water. They're basically anti-microwaves. Everything a microwave is good at, they suck at, and vice versa.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

Air fryers are for putting a crust on things. Basicly a miniature convection oven

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Thats why I got a Convection Microwave. Best of both worlds!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

I put microwavable things in my microwave halfway, then in my air fryer to finish.

Perfect for little pot pies. Gets the top crispy.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

How do you close the door and start it if you only put the food in halfway?

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Me using a hardware store heat gun:
Pathetic

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

I just bought a new graphics card.

Place the teacup next to the PC exhaust, and let er rip.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

y'all don't stick your soldeing iron inside the cup?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

The flux residues give it that exta taste

[–] [email protected] 81 points 3 weeks ago (9 children)

Americans will do anything other than buy an electric kettle.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago (18 children)

I've heard electric kettles are slower here because of the limits of our electrical system. I do have a kettle for the stove, though. I also rarely drink tea.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

There's literally the handle of an electric kettle on the left side.

No this is something far worse: someone in the UK whom has strayed from the light and committed heresy!

May the Tea Gods have mercy upon them, for I shall have none!

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

Americans who drink hot tea have them (source: have had one for like 20 years).

Americans in general are just more hot coffee cold tea people. Exceptions abound of course, but in generalities.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

OOP uses centigrade and spells color as "colour"; they're probably not American.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

Implying Americans know what the metric system is.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

There is literally a kettle on the left lower side of the image (likely deliberately as it seems awkward having it in front of the air fryer like that)

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

in my experience, it is quite hard to find a place for a kettle that isn’t at least a little awkward

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

this. they are always in the way and fit nowhere.

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 weeks ago

Boiling a mug of water by blowing hot air on it is going to take a while. My guess is if someone was to try this (which I don't recommend) it's going to take longer than 10-12 minutes.

[–] [email protected] 61 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

Okay this is a shitpost, but ffs don't try this. That's a small electric fan-forced oven. There's a nonzero chance the airflow will splash water all over the inside, which is absolutely not liquid proof. Water + electricity == bad.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Are you sure about the waterproofing? You can usually steam in an oven.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Got an air fryer here with a steamer mode, so that definitely doesn't have moisture-sensitive electronics inside the cooking part!

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I see your point. But how the hell is the mug not going to be hot either and you are able to just lift it out?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

I mean that's true too, assuming you don't destroy your air fryer first.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

Magic machine goes bum bum

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Pretty sure that counts as a hate crime against the English

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

I played a game online with a British person and another American. British guy was talking about tea time or something tea related. I have always heard that the British took their tea VERY seriously, so I decided to test it. I asked him if he heated his water in a microwave. Don't ask the British if they heat their water in a microwave. What followed was a man who was very passionate about tea talk just as passionately about his kettle.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Microwave for water?! I am going to spontaneously combust with rage, and you can use the heat to boil the water for your tea properly! 😡🥵🔥☕👍🏽 🇬🇧

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

Brb buying an air fryer

[–] [email protected] -1 points 3 weeks ago

Good, they deserve it.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Oh using stuff not rated for those conditions could be an easy way to end up with glass in your eyes.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

"Do you have any visual impairments?"
"Yes, I have glass."
"You mean glasses?"
"Well, actually..."

[–] [email protected] 99 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Somebody had been considering what could be worse than microwave tea.

[–] [email protected] 45 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

There's nothing wrong with microwaving water. It's all just getting water molecules to move faster.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

microwaving anything is microwaving the water it contains

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I've seen microwave tea as putting the tea bag in the cup and then microwaving it, which is slightly not ideal imo, but to each their own

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

That is probably for safety. If you microwave water without anything for it to nucleate on, then it can be liquid above the boiling point. If you then put a tea bag in, it will explode into steam in your face.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago

Bad idea if there is a staple in the tag on the tea bag.

But really is just boiling water. Heat is heat.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

Thats how I make my teas. Boil it in a glass measuring cup, then pour it into a mug with the tea.

TechnologyConnections made a video about it.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

How do you measure glass in a cup?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago
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[–] [email protected] 162 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

"The downside is that the mug is also 180°C now."

[–] [email protected] 113 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

"And it tastes faintly of the bacon I made for breakfast."

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Nah see they've got one of those fancy dual air dryers in the picture. One side is clearly for food and the other for beverages.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Yeah but you're not supposed to put the cup in with it. You pull the tray out and pour it into one.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Or maybe the 2 cup method?

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