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There's a bunch of context missing from this. Did he tell her hey, I know a cool way we can get free McNuggets? Or did he just ask her out, took her to McDonald's and randomly pulled out a laptop with android emulators to get free McNuggets? Context matters a lot.
If it's the second one, it's giving me these vibes:
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It's an incredibly cringey thing to do on a first date. Like he's a Tim Robinson character.
Back in my day, we'd hack the local convenience store without computers. Walk in, stroll to the fridge, put cold beers in the inner pockets of the jacket and then walk out.
For some weird reason this also didn't impress the girls. They'd rather hang with the affluent fuck boi who paid for stuff with his parents money.
Explain how this works. I would like some nuggies.
I'm assuming they are just spinning up new Android VMs to install the app on so it looks like a first time install and eligible for some free nuggets promotional.
Idk what s going through the girls head, or Wlis for that matter, but this would be a win for me
I would marry you, if I where a girl
Showing off tech skills, sticking it to the man, and getting chicken nuggets? You're great and dodged a bullet with that girl. Find someone who appreciates you!
Not to mention that the "date" was to McDonalds.
How to class it up:
"You know what I and Arby's have in common? We have the meats."
What are you, Klingon?