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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

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Signaling that you are a man that can provide for a family (lemmy.world)

submitted 6 days ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 52 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

There's a bunch of context missing from this. Did he tell her hey, I know a cool way we can get free McNuggets? Or did he just ask her out, took her to McDonald's and randomly pulled out a laptop with android emulators to get free McNuggets? Context matters a lot.

If it's the second one, it's giving me these vibes: : 1000011193

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Same. I just watched this episode 30 minutes ago too

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

What show?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Is that Jake on the ground? Lmao

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Yeah, it's flashback where he took a girl on the cheapest date possible, which involved stealing snacks from a vending machine. He immediately got stuck and the woman left.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

AAAAAND now I remember the episode, tyvm