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[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago

She'll be thinking about you in ten years when she's got three kids and both parents are working two jobs each to pay their rent.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Women these days... even a date to McDonalds doesn't impress 'em.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

ba da ba ba ba, she ain't loving it

[–] [email protected] 35 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Anyone here who wants pro dating moves for 2024:

Have the ability to change your sheets right in front of your date, at least twice.

Own towels, not just one towel but sets of towels. Like an adult.

Have soap & toilet paper & hand towels in your bathroom(s)

Basically having a stocked linen closet will go a long way.

Also try being rich and fucking hot.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago (2 children)

A well stocked fridge will get you women, this is understood.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I've been married for years now, have multiple kids, my wife still makes fun of the fact that when she moved in with me, I had a pack of sausages, and a 6 pack of beer in the fridge....

My issue with buying food, is that when I go to the store my ADHD kicks me in the face, and I don't know what I need. I'd make a shopping list, but my ADHD don't allow me to do that. I have to submit papers for the chance to get evaluated if I need adhd medication, but my ADHD stops me from doing that today, because the deadline doesn't exist

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

A trick i use is having google home devices. When i notice im out of something i just tell google to add it to a shopping list. The real trick is remembering to check everything off when im shopping lol

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

less necessary in my experience tbh, I’d substitute that for a date to the grocery store to buy things to cook them dinner.

I’d also like to throw out here this isn’t just targeted at men for women, if you want to be seen as an attractive partner show that you’re competent and capable.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I just need to share that this series of images caused a wild multiple-hour-long argument between two autistic people in a group chat I'm in, one complaining about the undue work caused by the 3x10 McNugget orders, and the other saying "nah man its fine plus this is awesome it means the guy is trying to be frugal!"

I'm talking thousands of written words poured into argument for or against this individual's actions, sourcing expert testimony from friends and relatives that work in fast food, and even harsh words questioning individuals' respect for fast food workers. I'm honestly surprised nobody left the group chat because of this late night battle of wits

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 days ago

This is the kind of nerd sniping I'm here for. Invite them to Lemmy. 🍿

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago

I think it's worth noting that my local McDonalds only serves Mcnuggets in packages of 10. If I order 40 Mcnuggets, they always give me four bags of 10.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago

no wait please come back teach me your ways

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