Sonic doesn't do anything to anyone. Sonic just attracts people that have already had stuff done to them.
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Why Sonic? Well, if you were ~12 years old in 1999, three things happened:
- Sonic Adventure came out in North America
- Home Internet access exploded
- You started feeling funny feelings down there
And that's what Sonicmas is all about, Charlie Brown.
All three things were true for me and I'm still not a furry or Sonic fanatic. Not saying those things are bad but all the ingredients were there and somehow it just didn't click for me.
I'm sorry for your loss
There may be other, secret ingredients not listed.
I just started watching Bill Mahrs hbo weekly thing and the most recent one he calls out the sonic feet artist Fandom.
What a wild timeline we jumped to.
I don't understand. Why is a crocodile pouring Crystal Pepsi on a Chao?
Crystal Beptism
Still don't get it. What does Pepsi and Sonic have to do with baptism?
Arabic speakers often have trouble pronouncing the p and in Arabic Pepsi is called Bebsi. This became a meme several years ago.
Oh is that where that annoying 🅱️ meme from a couple of years ago came from?
Memory un🅱️locked
Crystal Beptism
Some of its ironic, some of it isn't.
The good shit is the stuff that isn't, but totally is.
I see videos of the entire series and I have to wonder what's going on with Sonic, too. Because after the original games, it just seems like they have been throwing random shit into them just to see what sticks. One of the newer ones kinda reminds me of a Rust-like game made by a teenager using whatever free assets they could get so everything looks like it came from 13 different games. IDK if that's maybe part of the appeal, but it looks funky as an outsider.
Sonic is a reactionary franchise. From the outset, it existed to one-up Mario, but it arrived late enough to still be a linear sidescroller like Mario Bros rather than have any sort of world map like Mario World or even Mario Bros 3. They did a racing game (Sonic Drift) two years after Mario Kart. They did a faux-3D prerendered-sprites affair (Sonic 3D Blast) two years after Donkey Kong Country. Sonic Adventure was a delayed response to Mario 64, after the quiet cancellation of Sonic X-Treme - which would have been an original and fascinating extension of tight traditional platforming, while also making children throw up. Sonic Adventure 2 and Shadow The Hedgehog are embarrassingly of-their-era. Sonic '06 took all the wrong lessons from Mario Sunshine. Sonic Lost World took half the wrong lessons from Mario Odyssey.
Sonic Fighters was admittedly independent of any Nintendo influence, but that's because it was Fighting Vipers with cash-grab characters. I think Dr. Robotnik's Mean Bean Machine is basically the same game as Wario's Woods, but I know it came out first. Sonic Spinball and Kirby In Pinball Land were chasing the same trend.
Sega's been slowly chasing trends for thirty years now, because they were an arcade company that accidentally struck gold once in the home console market, and their slow-motion crash was still a better fate than most arcade-centric developers. They're here and Midway isn't because they swallowed their pride, pulled the chute, and started porting everything to PS2 and Gamecube.
As the grandfather of all internet autism, Chris chan should be consulted.
Grandmother.
Apologies
Gonna look over my shoulder for a very deserved macing
(Amy gets within hammer range)
Am so done with these sexy hedgehogs. You put your prick into them, you get hundreds back.
Thats actually the echidna and their multi headed dicks.
So ... I understand the Crystal Bepis part of this. But I have no clue how that's related to Sonic.
That's Knuckles, and the baby is a Chao. I don't recognize the alligator character though.
Nah, man, I'm autistic
"You're eating that meal again?"
I just said I'm autistic
"You like Sonic The Hedgehog?"
Yeah, man, that's a prerequisite
"Why are you hyperfixating?"
See the above, bitch
They seem fun 😊
And specifically knuckles, I have no idea how many times I've seen somebody draw him pregnant other than too many.
Dammit now I have the pregnant sonic song stuck in my head
Never enough times