Banned? DM Wmill to appeal.
No anti-nautilism posts. See: Eco-fascism Primer
Slop posts go in c/slop. Don't post low-hanging fruit here.
Get laid off and no one wants to hire you despite the low wages so your employment gap grows long enough that porky decides you are not fit to work following which porky makes posts of accusing you of being lazy and going on a vacation you can't afford while they are on a paid vacation that never ends. 
Everyone involved in publishing this should be worked to death in a labor camp.
Capitalist ideologues trying to erase the very concept of vacation
Zillenials ruining the slave trade market
That's a fucking vacation
One to two week break every year. Fucking cursed. I barely ever use my time off so now using it is a "micro-retirement"?
every year
Or year and a half!
So, a vacation?
I don't think so, a vacation would be longer than just one to two weeks.
lmao not in shithole America
are you european because this sounds so european to say
Microdosing my retirement everynight for 8h so that I make it through the work day
I want to punch whoever wrote this so often and so hard that I will need to order gauntlets or something to keep my hands safe. And I want to do it on a paid 'micro retirement'.
Holidays are cancelled!
Reading this gave me a micro-stroke, going to have to lie down and self-induce a nano-coma before I commit a pico-omnicide on this guy specifically
You mean the peasants aren't supposed to work every single week until they die?
Unpaid of course
It's called a vacation
The only reason I have Twitter is because every once in a while I see something written that’s so stupid that I have to find the person on Twitter that wrote it so I can verbally abuse them for being so fucking stupid. This is one of those times.
i choose to interpret this as "working conditions suck so much that gen z didn't know vacations already had a name"
also the author needs to be mulched
I wish violence upon the creator of these words, holy shit
~~Wall.~~
Actually I choose to believe this was written by AI.
that crossed my mind too, but even if it was written by AI I think a person chose to publish this
Probably someone that's mad that their staff keeps asking for time off.
the new crop of adults are doing a perfectly normal thing that we will now frame as bizarrely as possible
the standby of journalism for longer than i've been alive
Into the Room for Serious Journalists you go.
Hey look, it’s the latest bullshit portmanteau invented by worthless thinkpiece “writers” to describe a concept that already has a normal word for it
Anyone else love to bare-back while planning their micro-retirement after a long day of quiet-quitting?
Reminds me of that word they invented during covid's work from home period; chrono something? Chrono theft maybe, because people only did their jobs and then relaxed when they were done rather than find more to do.
I think that was "quiet quitting," no?
Quiet quitting was quitting without giving two weeks notice. I think the term you lot are looking for is "time theft," i.e. not working 100% of the time you're at work. Of course, wage theft never gets brought up.
What is uhhh a vacation?
That's for people with money. Not for peasants.
just take 2 weeks off and stay home ez
microvacation is when you visit restroom, but don't clock out
SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT UP SHUT THE FUCK UP LET PEOPLE LIVE OUTSIDE OF WORK
Capitalists be like: 
Im thinking i don't wanna let them live at all tbf
