darklamer

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

The answer to every single one of those questions is: Conan the Barbarian

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

I like my stuff self-managed.

Bitwarden / Vaultwarden is a popular available working solution for self-hosting and self-managing passkeys (as well as passwords).

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Malta

Maltese is an awesome language!

[–] [email protected] 64 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Why would someone own 8 vehicles?

He might be too poor to be able to afford more than that.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I don't believe this claim to be true. If you insist that it really is true, could you please point to the exact place in the US constitution that prohibits a permanent standing army?

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Why is it so pervasive? And why does some of it seem to be ignored for literal years?

Considering that you know that these problems have not yet been fixed, you must still be using these products despite these problems not yet being fixed and there's your answer: What would the motivation be to fix problems that aren't severe enough to make you stop using the product?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Doesn't need any comment:

int getCount() { return count; }

Absolutely needs a very extensive comment:

double getBojangleFlux { return fubar * .42; }

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

It had a wonderfully bizarre name: fsn

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (2 children)

The funny thing about that quote is that it really was a Unix system that was shown on screen.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago

Your friend sets you up on a date. Are you going to treat that person horribly. Of course not. Why? First and foremost, because you're not a dick.

I have in my life met a number of people to whom you might want to explain that this was how they were supposed to behave.

 

Golden eagles have suddenly attacked four different people across a large geographic area in Norway during the past five days. Ornithologists have no explanation for this abnormal behaviour.

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