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[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 hours ago (3 children)

What's with the beaver crab?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 41 minutes ago

Gorust Lang

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

They put the Gopher (GoLang) face on Ferris the Crab (Rust)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 hours ago

Mix between Go and Rust mascots

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 hours ago

I need to make some stickers out of these...to make new friends :D

[–] [email protected] 34 points 5 hours ago (4 children)

Aren't Java and JavaScript the same anyway?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 13 minutes ago

Yeah. And Vim and VSCode are one product, as well, if configured correctly.

And why is the Ubuntu logo even on here?!

I joke!I'm joking. I'm a fully indoctrinated member of the cult of Debian. I'm actually one of the eleven people who care that there are differences between Debian an Ubuntu. And I have a shirt that expresses how much I hate Snaps.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 42 minutes ago

I'd say C# and Java are the same 🥶🥶🙏🙏

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

No. JavaScript doesn't have types. Java and TypeScript are the same though.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 47 seconds ago

Kotlin is much closer to Typescript than Java.

But typescript is not real OO, it's a meta language trying to make javascript useable, so basically typescript isn't like anything.

[–] [email protected] 69 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Java is to JavaScript as car is to carpet.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

One takes you places, the other is a nasty dirt magnet. Which one is which is entirely subjective.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 4 hours ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 hours ago

Touche.

A flying nasty dirt magnet that takes you places.

So basically JavaScript with TypeScript.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

Oh that carpet is going to be definitively dirtier afterwards lol.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (1 children)

what is the rust one again. It looks so familiar but eludes me

edit: it's nodejs

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Hey, there are two rust ones, check yerself. But the Gopher logo is pretty well known around these parts

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 hours ago

I'm something of a gopher myself you know

[–] [email protected] 22 points 5 hours ago

If you want the vectors for stickers https://lemmy.ca/comment/503168

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

What is the ruby on rails supposed to be?...looks like ruby on rails with off colors to me, I can't place that logo. The rest of these are truly cursed tho

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

Huh, weird. The rest of these are pretty closely related technologies but I'm not sure I'd consider a web framework and a pre boxed website builder all that similar

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 minutes ago

Lol. I missed that. That's hilarious.

The Ruby community has been, at times, frustrated by people thinking that Ruby is only possible to use for making websites, due to Rails past dominance as a web library.

And the technology most ubiquitous to creating a quick website is, of course, WordPress.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 hours ago

I think they were just going for cursed-ness