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Sorry, not sorry. (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 5 hours ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 5 hours ago (3 children)

Aren't Java and JavaScript the same anyway?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 25 minutes ago

I'd say C# and Java are the same 🥶🥶🙏🙏

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 hours ago

No. JavaScript doesn't have types. Java and TypeScript are the same though.

[–] [email protected] 66 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Java is to JavaScript as car is to carpet.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

One takes you places, the other is a nasty dirt magnet. Which one is which is entirely subjective.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 hours ago

Touche.

A flying nasty dirt magnet that takes you places.

So basically JavaScript with TypeScript.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

Oh that carpet is going to be definitively dirtier afterwards lol.