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Sorry, not sorry. (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 5 hours ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 63 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Java is to JavaScript as car is to carpet.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

One takes you places, the other is a nasty dirt magnet. Which one is which is entirely subjective.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 hours ago

Touche.

A flying nasty dirt magnet that takes you places.

So basically JavaScript with TypeScript.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

Oh that carpet is going to be definitively dirtier afterwards lol.