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[–] [email protected] 36 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Wait till they see the vlc logo during christmas ...

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 months ago

I hope they never walk past a church…

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

Did they make it their top priority though!?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 months ago

Sing along kids! Mr. Ghosty the Christmas troll...

[–] [email protected] 79 points 4 months ago (3 children)

What religious symbol? Saint Nicholas had nothing to do with the fat guy dressed in red that coca cola made up. The hat is fine goddammit

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Well, they took inspiration from Clement Clarke Moore's (1922) "Twas the night before Christmas" and illustrations from Thomas Nast (1881) showing him in red with the sack over his shoulder. Certainly, Coca Cola has solidified the modern image with their ad campaign though starting in 1931. Src

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Isn't capitalism a religion?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

Haha you're not wrong

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)

The article they share in the issue to explain why Christmas is so offensive is absolutely wild. To quote:

Imagine that between 1933-45, the Nazi regime celebrated Adolf Hitler’s birthday – April 20 – as a holiday. Imagine that they named the day, “Hitlerday,” and observed the day with feasting, drunkenness, gift-giving, and various pagan practices.

https://www.sefaria.org/sheets/51928?lang=bi

[–] [email protected] 20 points 4 months ago (2 children)

That analogy seems a better fit for a lot of Jewish holidays then Christmas. Passover is about the mass death of innocent Egyptian children. Chanukah is about a revolt against Greek rule where:

The Maccabees destroyed Greek altars in the villages, forcibly circumcised boys, burnt villages, and drove Hellenized Jews off their land.

Christmas is just about some baby being born ( on probably a different day)

[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 months ago (6 children)

The "real meaning" of Christmas was getting the pagans on board with Christianity, don't let anyone lie to you otherwise lol.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

I read pagers for a sec and was confused... then again, god is the biggest mass murderer of all time.

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

omg this is the person who deleted all their files on accident lol

edit: nevermind

[–] [email protected] 51 points 4 months ago (3 children)

ghost is just GitHub's way of saying deleted user.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 months ago

Lmao thanks for the info

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 237 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Christmas is no longer a holiday that honors the Christian god, it's a holiday that honors the god of capitalism, money.

[–] [email protected] 58 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Cool, so it's still worth eschewing /s

I would like to note though that xmas is a very sore time of year for a lot of people (mostly queer, but others too) who do not have a good relationship with their family

[–] [email protected] 41 points 4 months ago (1 children)

That's why I think it's important that we bring Christmas back to its true religious roots: Fertility, hunting, and maybe a cult of the dead.

Well, that and I just kind of want to piss off all of my pearl clutching relatives.

But seriously, thank you for the reminder that this can be a particularly hard season.

I hope your solstice is marked by good times with real friends and chosen family.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Forget all the other traditions, the true meaning of the season is a battle of rhymes with a skeletal horse

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