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[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I think I have been nuked. Oh wait this might be heartburn, sorry.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I used my microwave that counts right?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

No that's just hot pocket levels of micro radiation. Maybe if you put spicy rocks in it first.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I've been following a base defence plan:

  1. Watch every UFO invasion movie
  2. Don't live in the cities that are shown being destroyed.

Especially, don't be anywhere near the statue of liberty.

You'll be fine, thank me later.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

Also don’t live anywhere requiring a bridge crossing or an island. That said I live on Long Island within eyeshot of Statue of Liberty. I’ve accepted my fate

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Technically ATACMS also includes the "short-ranged" balistic missile category.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

My Geiger counter is beeping occasionally, even though I'm hiding in my basement. Is... Is this the end?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

Well that's why I woke up in a smoking crater. God dammit.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

I haven't been nuked and woke up to go to work. Where are your warheads when I urgently need them?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago
[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 months ago

Damn it! Author missed a perfect opportunity to spell it "materiel".

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

Russia over here acting like it's the end of world. But did you die?

[–] [email protected] 108 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I know exactly who will give me a reason to send this within the next week

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Crawl out through the fallout baby

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

It's a fallout boy!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

Literally on fire right now. πŸ”₯

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