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[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 hours ago

U might want to change that pepsi for some bananas or baked stuff. Like, fruit cake is excellent. And cheap at the local market. :)

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Felt prompted to share my lunch. Feeling healthy (yes one of the pills is MP as well).

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (1 children)

The capsule is the MP, the lengthy one is escitalopram (an SSRI antidepressant), the round ones are thyrostatics, for my autoimmune hyperthyroidism.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Does this combination work for you? Have you tried an SNRI like venlafaxin?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 hours ago

It works really well for me! Since I've been on both, my mood has been ok almost every day, for the first time since puberty (10-15 years ago). Psych said that's a known effect of this exact combo.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (1 children)

Enjoy your diarrhea and (assuming you have male genitalia) your hiding dick.

Also: Vanille schmeckt mir am besten.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 hours ago

My brain broke deciding whether it was the English or German word 'also'

[–] [email protected] 2 points 14 hours ago

This is so disgusting!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 23 hours ago

Zero Zucker

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

I wouldn't call that a good foundation for a diet.

yFood kinda sucks taste-wise IMO and I think meal replacement shakes from a sports nutrition company offer a better bang for the buck. (Plus the whole thing where Nestlé owns a share of the company these days.)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

A diet of soda pop and ritalin, eh?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I actually find it hard to believe someone can literally survive with something like that for more than a few months.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago (4 children)

This is more healthy than the average diet.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 hours ago

I mentioned Soylent a while back and someone commented that it was slop. I guess people just aren't into that.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

genuinely, toss in some starchy bread and maybe fruit in there, please. your gut will thank you.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 hours ago

It's already supposed to be a balanced diet with fiber and protein, wouldn't bread throw off the balance?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 23 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 12 hours ago

Sure is. Why do you think not?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I would recemmend reading the book "ultra processed people" to understand why I strongly disagree

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Do you think a burger with fries and a sugary soda would be better?

Actual fresh vegetables, eggs, and brown rice would be healthier of course.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

At least Frank Thelen wouldnt get your money then

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

A burger with fries and coke is not "average diet", not even in the US, lots of research on that

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yea comparing a meal that was designed to be fast and nutritious to a meal that's designed purely on how much money it makes with the most addictive and tasty ingredients isn't very equal XD

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I genuinely have no idea which is which in your post. Any mass produced processed food is made to be addicting first and foremost.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I don't know that brand of meal replacement but i'd be surprised if it was anywehere near addictive and delicious XD

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

"fast and nutritious" definitely sounds like the 2 things our brains are looking for in a food source. Mixed with a pepsi i would say you might as well just have boxed pancakes and syrup

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 hours ago

"Sounds" doesn't make it real. There are components in foods that are proven to have addictive properties like sugar, fat or salt where the foods can be void of nutrients but contain lots of them and the brain will crave that food again. Dairy also is designed in nature to get babies addicted to it so that they crave it and want to eat more and have plenty of nutrients to grow and have better babies survival rate wich is great.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

I'm in this picture and I don't like it

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 day ago (1 children)

ah yes breakfast of champions

  • methylphenidate
  • liquid for swallowing methylphenidate
  • something vaguely resembling nutrients so that I'm not taking methylphenidate on an empty stomach
[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)

As NT-master race, had to look it up:

methylphenidate = Ritalin

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 day ago (4 children)

look at this fancy pants able to open their browser and look something up without immediately getting distracted by the 6 tabs they had open earlier!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Hahaha yeah it's definitely just 6

(I just checked, it's 19 on my phone, 21 on my laptop and 12 on my work PC)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 hours ago

6 is about my limit before the Au* part of my AuDHD kicks in and I exasperatedly shove them all into the bookmarks folder

we don't talk about the bookmarks folder

*suspected, full disclaimer (my evaluator said my insurance would only pay for one diagnosis lol)

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Do people... go back to the tabs they leave open?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

only if there's something more important I'm supposed to be doing lol

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

able to open their browser and look something up without immediately getting distracted by the 6 tabs

That's the methylphenidate talking.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 23 hours ago)
[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 day ago (4 children)

THIS IS FOOD

mix it together to make Filk

[–] [email protected] 1 points 13 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

I just realized that I replaced the pepsi part of pilk instead of the milk part so it should be pood. or pfood

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

filkthylfenidate

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If you insist so vociferously it makes me suspicious. Is it truly food?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

If they don't put it on the bottle you might mistake it for drain cleaner.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Did you check that expiration date before you drank/ate that?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Sniff test then drink. Who’s got the time/patience to play iSpy with the date stamp?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The date stamp is visible in the picture. How’s opening and sniffing it faster/more convenient?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 17 hours ago

In this case it is thankfully placed in an obvious spot. I was speaking more in general because they’re not always that easy to find.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago