will it also say "move along citizen there is nothing to pet here" in a male robot voice?
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Probably because Trump hates real dogs.
So they have a coffee brewer on their back but you cannot pet? Please make sense.
This is one of my favorite Black Mirror episodes. God help us.
Metalhead? I really didn't get the twist of it.
Oh, those are just to stop the kids escaping from the paedodungeon.
Because they're eating the dogs, the people that stay there, they're eating the cats. They're eating the pets of the people that live around there, and this is what's happening in our country, and it's a shame.
They fucking won.
They're guard dogs
Ron Williams, a former Secret Service agent who is now CEO of the security and risk management firm Talon Companies
Ah life really does imitate art
Wouldn't be surprised if it was named after the game. These guys like to name their companies nerdy sinister names on purpose. Like Palantir
There's always a place for a happy little accident.
Why are you holding my birth certificate???
Should I drop it?
I feel an urge to go play Horizon Zero Dawn now.
Because real dogs refuse the job.
But despite their many impressive features, the devices can be taken down.
“You just have to spray it with Aqua Net hairspray in its ‘face’,” Cummings said. “And that would be enough to stop the cameras from working correctly.”
FYI
Definitely don't Google "2K spray paint" because it's impossible to remove and you can seriously damage surveillance devices with it, like cameras and stuff I dunno
Small Soldiers also taught us how to turn an electric pole transformer into an improvised EMP device. That turns the dogs off.
you have 20 seconds to comply
Shitty time travelers and their stormtrooper aim.
Somebody definitely fucked up the timeline and they send these untrained time-travellers to try and fix it (and failed miserably).
Now we get Black Mirror robot dogs.
One would think it would be easy to get T.E.L.L.s nowadays and just send one after another
Because time travellers keep appearing with guns?
If they appeared with guns, wouldn't the robodogs also be strapped?
Considering that there was an assassination attempt there not that long ago, it's not surprising they increased security.
An assassination attempt was thwarted. The attempt itself never took place.
Planning to shoot the president is different than actually shooting at him.
Also putting on my conspiracy hat here for a moment. I think the assassination attempts were setups. Including the one who supposedly got his ear.
That one seemed so fake lol
Feels like secret service needed a redemption after whatever happened the first time. So that's what they got 🤡
They were both fake. Magic healing ear.
I ain't shy of any tinfoil but this one didn't land.
What are you basing your position that the first one was also fake?
Magic. Healing. Ear.
Exactly I don't care if it was just glass what not. There would be a scab something. Your ear would not magical show zero damage after two weeks.
An impact from a blunt object like a bullet would absolutely show damage, and clipping an ear would have to take a piece off.
If it was clipped by a sharp piece of broken glass or plastic it might, because cuts from sharp objects can bleed a lot but be pressed together and heal pretty well. My wife cut her finger on broken glass last week and it bled like crazy at first, but with a little pressure and a bandage for a couple of days you could barely tell it ever happened.
Trump was nicked by some shrapnel and played it up as being hit by the bullet for his base.
I got cuts to and two weeks no matter how small you could still see the cut. Only other explanation is he put makeup on the hide said cut. By why do that?
No visual shots of Trump are going to be as close as you looking at your own body.
Why would someone who plasters orange concealer all over his face in an attempt to not look like the pale ghoul that he is cover an imperfection with makeup?
I have no idea why a vain person would do that. It just isn't like vain people to cover up small imperfections!
My point being even fake having a scar on his ear would cater to his base. I mean motherfucker wore a tampon on his ear for 2 weeks.
Yeah, but it didn't get him the attention he wanted so he stopped trying.
Haven't heard this one. The media cycle around was rather weird.
So deff gave me cover up vibes injust assumed it was because feds botched the job.
Shitty ass movie life