Relax in peace. He's fine.
I hope you go to the toilet and stay there, for the rest of your life, with a stuck clinger that you can never shake off, no matter how hard you try.
this post was submitted on 15 Nov 2024
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Did he fart?
Don’t scare me
May your pillow always have two warm sides
No way he's 62
IDS (Imminent Death Syndrome) puts us all in an awkward position.
He could go at any moment... he's got entitilitus!
Almost had a gd heart attack!
🙃😕😟😭😒 ← my emotions illustrated through emojis.
May everything you drink taste like ass, and that ass was filled with dead gerbils that died due to dysentery and that dysentery was caused by ingesting the asses of other dead gerbils.
May you consistently find yourself stuck behind slow walkers that always seem to weave in the direction you're trying to overtake them from
May you be constantly thirsty, but well hydrated all day.
I hope you get something sticky on your hands and have no opportunity to wash them.
I hope you touch wet food from the sink
RIP Bob
(he's just taking a nap)
I just saw my future.
One day (hopefully decades from now) I'll be browsing whatever the internet has become and I'll see this image with that bottom line crossed out. And that's how I'll learn he died.
Or you die first
His name is Bob Odenkirk.
His name is Bob Odenkirk.
Hope he’s in a better place now, you will be missed Bob
He might be in his living room enjoying himself. We miss you Bob.
For a second I was upset that he was actually dead. I got got lol
RIP in peace, Bobby.
I couldn’t buy enough paper for the list of people I’d rather see die then Bob
Bob Odenkirk is not amused.
According to Scott Aukerman, this is actually very representative of how Bob looks when he's reading over your comedy script before telling you it's not funny.
I think my favorite thing about Bob is how seriously he takes comedy.
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