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Through it all, InfoWars has shown an unswerving commitment to manufacturing anger and radicalizing the most vulnerable members of society—values that resonate deeply with all of us at Global Tetrahedron.

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[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I was very amused seeing something cross-posted in both "Not the Onion" and "The Onion" at the same time and side by side in my feed.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago (2 children)

We live in interesting times

[–] [email protected] 1 points 12 hours ago

We live in a "Society"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Well....

Shit

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)

My favorite part is how they plan on spending the extra money. Really need to help those at-risk dictatorships!

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 day ago

The excess funds initially allocated for the purchase will be reinvested into our philanthropic efforts that include business school scholarships for promising cult leaders, a charity that donates elections to at-risk third world dictators, and a new pro bono program pairing orphans with stable factory jobs at no cost to the factories.

These are the kinds of hard hitting issues that the people actually care about but were mysteriously absent in the talks leading up to the election. It's just crazy how out of touch politicians are these days.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Sucking dick behind Burger King.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 day ago

Infinite Growth Forever,

🥂

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Cheers, to the continued consolidation of power and capital!

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 day ago

Infinite Growth Forever!

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This is beautiful.

a single candy bar–sized omnivitamin”. 😂

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

Real Cave Johnson energy.

[–] [email protected] 96 points 1 day ago (3 children)
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[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)

so who is this guy?

is Tim Onion the official onion bluesky account?

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 day ago (1 children)

CEO of Global Tetrahedron, The Onion's parent company

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

appreciate it, thanks.

[–] [email protected] 54 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Tim Onion has me wheezing.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Son of Tim Mirepoix, brother of Tim Carrot and Tim Celery and cousin of Tim Apple

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 hours ago

Whoever downvoted you deserves a wedgie

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago

Tim Apple's rival

[–] [email protected] 55 points 1 day ago

Just when the country needed a laugh the most, The Onion went and did the funniest thing they could possibly do. This is a wonderful morning.

[–] [email protected] 71 points 1 day ago

They are a true unicorn, capable of simultaneously inspiring public support for billionaires and stoking outrage at an inept federal state that can assassinate JFK but can’t even put a man on the Moon.

Lmfao

[–] [email protected] 160 points 1 day ago (4 children)

For those out of the loop:
Global Tetrahedron is a fake corporation the Onion used as a bad guy in some stories.
Global Tetrahedron is also the real company that bought the Onion earlier this year.
Global Tetrahedron the real company also really bought InfoWars in a bankruptcy auction.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

Unless it's the real evil corporation who wrote the article, as capitalism absorbs and monetizes criticism into itself...

[–] [email protected] 63 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The Onion's lore has layers.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago

Like an ogre

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago
[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Replying to test email notifications

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 hours ago