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Here’s Why I Decided To Buy ‘InfoWars’ (theonion.com)

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Through it all, InfoWars has shown an unswerving commitment to manufacturing anger and radicalizing the most vulnerable members of society—values that resonate deeply with all of us at Global Tetrahedron.

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[–] [email protected] 96 points 1 day ago (3 children)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Done.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)

so who is this guy?

is Tim Onion the official onion bluesky account?

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 day ago (1 children)

CEO of Global Tetrahedron, The Onion's parent company

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

appreciate it, thanks.

[–] [email protected] 54 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Tim Onion has me wheezing.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Son of Tim Mirepoix, brother of Tim Carrot and Tim Celery and cousin of Tim Apple

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 hours ago

Whoever downvoted you deserves a wedgie

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago

Tim Apple's rival