I had no idea they made so much money from satire, but I'm glad they do.
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How can this reality be real? Some omnipotent being is pulling a prank on me.
Here's the Onion article covering the news: https://theonion.com/heres-why-i-decided-to-buy-infowars/
It is well worth reading for fans of corporate speak and worshippers at the feet of infinite growth.
Holy shit ahahahahaha
One silver lining in all this mess