this post was submitted on 09 Nov 2024
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Vintage and Retro Ads, Promos, Fliers, Etc.

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For sharing images of vintage magazine ads, fliers, promos, etc.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago

I remember seeing these as kid back then. Clueless.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago

And just think, if that model was 25 in 1971 she would be 78 now.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

What, she couldn't hold the corner of the washing machine to her jaw?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago

Can confirm here in New Zealand too. Well into the 80's in the relative mainstream, and even seen up to at least the mid-90's in mail-order catalogues (of general household goods).

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago (3 children)

They knew, they just hid it in plain site so they can't be sued.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago

Sued? Or criminally prosecuted? IIRC many states in USA had laws against dildoes and vibrators till recently, or still do

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago

Richard Hammond and James May with a bottle of For Legal Reasons This Is Not Vodka.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago

For ~~tobacco~~ neck-and-shoulder use only

[–] [email protected] 29 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (2 children)

People from the 70s would laugh out loud at how prude we've become.

SOURCE: Am from the 70s and laughing.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Hells yeah. Hot pants! Also men's shorts knew their place in the natural order and weren't trying to be pants.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 days ago

I've come across enough novelty stuff from that time to become sad at where we ended up.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago

You've got to hold onto it, right?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 days ago

Skrinkflation has hit everything....

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

Oh god. This is beautiful! Thanks OP!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 days ago (2 children)

This can’t possibly be real, can it?

[–] [email protected] 51 points 5 days ago (5 children)

Always has been. No joke, vibrators were advertised as massage devices since the 50s. Mail order war the way to go long before the first sex shops opened.

And they really are massage devices. I use a vibrator when I have muscle cramps in the back, and sometimes I use it to "shake free" the sinuses when they are blocked during a cold (roll a soft cloth around the vibrator and hold it to your forehead, the snot will start avalanching within seconds, free airways for the win).

Very useful devices I'd say.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago

That's amazing. Sounds like my one experience with Sinex nasal spray. It was like turning on a faucet.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 days ago

'I jackhammer my nostrils with a vibrator' is not a sentiment I'd expect to find wholesome.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

I use a vibrator when I have muscle cramps in the back

😏

sometimes I use it to "shake free" the sinuses…and hold it to your forehead, the snot will start avalanching within seconds

😏

Double entendre FTW! 😁

[–] [email protected] 18 points 5 days ago

"shake free" the sinuses

That's genius and you need to use every excuse to spread it around.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Nasty. Thanks! 😊

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (2 children)

It’s real. House & Garden Magazine, December 1971, page 127.

Also see the ad for “Lady Alsons Personal Shower” on page 28, and the Insta-Jet Propane Flame Gun, only $9.99, on page 113!

https://usmodernist.org/HG/HG-1971-12.pdf

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago

I know right? You could buy flamethrowers and they outlawed lawn darts.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago

For more fun read the note on the Crane Stationery! It's like reading into the future!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago

I'm sure it is effective

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I hope this account moves from Twitter I like it

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

I use the Chinese pronunciation, "shitter"

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

This is correct.