I think it ate the lemon stealing whores.
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It's The Thing but with plants.
On a sidenote,
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this is exactry the story from the original 1950's movie 'The Thing from Another World'.
The Rot
I think that's Hermaeus Mora
Lemon flavoured tree cancer
When life gives you lemons...
Demand to see life's manager.
Don't stop there.
Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
Cthulhemon.
Lemon of the Crucible
Equip to make lemonade.
A vestige of the crucible of primordial life. Born partially of devolution, it was considered a signifier of the divine in ancient times, but is now increasingly disdained as an impurity as civilization has advanced.
I’m no lemonologist but it looks like it could maybe be a very severe case of Citrus Bud Mites: https://www.inaturalist.org/taxa/384904-Aceria-sheldoni
https://www.inaturalist.org/observations/123925554
Does look kind of similar doesn't it.
#dontputyourdickinthat
It’s a keming issue. An o got too close to the l and we ended up with a demon.
Sorry I fuckin lost it at keming
E.V.I.L.
"Normal" lemons are mutants. They're a hybrid of two different Citrus species, citron and bitter orange, that both look weirder than lemons. In fact, one variety of citron, Citrus medica var. sarcodactylis, is nicknamed "Buddha's hand" and looks like this:
So what it appears (to me, at least, as someone who isn't a biologist or citrus expert) is that that lemon happened to mutate again in such a way that it started partially expressing an ancestral form.
I have given you the label "lemon fact guy". Wear it with pride because I mean it well. Thanks for sharing your lemon knowledge
That's a goddamn shuttlecock
What
WHAT
I think you're lying. I think you are a biologist or at least a citrus expert! Liar!
How can I unsubscribe from Lemon Facts?
Life will give you lemons wheter you want it or not. There's no unsubscribing.
I don't know when it's gonna be and I don't make any promises, but one day you'll be browsing Lemmy minding your own business, and -- BAM! -- lemon fact. There's nothing you can do about it.
(...Well, except maybe staying away from topics in which it would be relevant to post facts about lemons. That'd probably work.)
one day you'll be browsing Lemmy minding your own business, and -- BAM! -- lemon fact.
When life gives you lemons, have a lemon party.
Can you give more your subscription? I'd like more Lemon Facts.
partially expressing an ancestral form
This is just sciency words for eldritch horror
Could also be a way of calling someone a monkey.
"Looks like you're partially expressing an ancestral form!"
The all-skin lemon
I just looked up what these look like on the inside and am quite disappointed
Is their backyard in Pripyat?
You need a Velas detector to unearth this monstrosity.
Much like a rat king this should be known as a lemon king
Or Earl of Lemongrab
A Lemperor
When life gives you eldritch lemons, don’t make eldritch lemonade. Make life take the eldritch lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn eldritch lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give teft eldritch lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna sacrifice your family! With the eldritch lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible eldritch lemon that burns your house down!
biblically accurate lemon
Mutant lemon. If it tastes good, you should breed it and create a new product ;)
Thanks, buttpilgrim.