There’s a Jordan Peterson joke in here somewhere

Cyclist hate this not because of the danger it pose, but because it's not aero.

Thats because its... HYDRODYNAMICALLY DESIGNED

Wouldn't a lobster technically be waterodynamic? Or eauodynamic? What's Latin for water...?

Well... duh? A fairer comparison would be the cow vs jeep. A sea creature vs something designed for land isn't that great of a comparison because water is thick enough that you're going to need some kind of aerodynamic (fluodynamic?) adaptation to survive. Air is thin enough that evolution can sacrifice some aerodynamics for other traits.

That looks like a TJ generation. I’ve also seen these with the JK (usually compared with a cow). I’d be curious to see the JL/JT, though, because they did a very clever job of rounding it off while making it look like it’s still flat.

have you ever submerged a jeep? i have. doesn't go very fast.

A Jeep is also less aerodynamic than a brick. Having a Jeep as a daily driver fucking sucks for gas mileage.

I'm gonna need to put oversized tires, a jack, and a custom air intake on it for all my trips to Walmart.

Or a cow.