I don't care if it's November 1st, Halloween is a state of mind.
Mistletoe? You idiot. You use wolfsbane, everybody knows that.
this post was submitted on 01 Nov 2024
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Is this a furry menu at the brothel?
Where?
I always thought missiles had toes! My childhood is ruined 😔.
You know if it’s just a furry because they are immune to silver bullets, it’s true all furies are immune to silver bullets so feel free to test as much as you like.
I mean isn't everything kind of allergic to silver bullets
There's mostly just one way to find out.
I would totally hunt down a werewolf and subdue them with belly rubs, butt scritches, and.....shit, does this make me a furry? Is this how it starts?
Not until you're on cam begging SilverDaddy66 to lift your tail up and gape you
You're safe. Go enjoy your weekend
There is another :3
It's throwing a steak on the ground and running
.....right?
Let’s just say the word “knot” will have one more meaning after were done :3
But how would you tie a steak in a knot? You're going to have to be a lot more specific
holds up knotted BD dildo
ALRIGHT! A REAL ONE!
This is the second time tonight I'm posting this exact comment (after this sentence):
This statement is upsetting.
Two thing:
1, mistletoe? Was unaware of that lore.
B, when I worked nightshift security, I wrote an urban fantasy novel (that has since been lost :( ), in the form of security log entries about a guard working at a warehouse in a world with ooky spookies everywhere. Tons of funny shit, but my favorites were the feral werewolf pups that would occasionally get inside, and had to be scared off with the vacuum cleaner.
Also, the vampires who were sitting shiva for themselves.
The ghosts who were haunting the warehouse, but only on weekends and holidays, as a vacation.
I need to rewrite it. It was honestly some of my best writing
Are they Jewish vampires?
Yeah, the main character was based off of an ex girlfriend, who was a major goth/vamp girl, and Jewish.
Just make sure to keep the mistletoe below you at all times
a guard working at a warehouse in a world with ooky spookies everywhere.
I've seen that movie.
It was not very good.
Miniature poodle that lives next door.
Hey! Spay and neuter your pets!
It’s Halloween, so the ghost of Bob Barker wants to remind you to control the pet population.
Pretend to throw something!
I needed that laugh
Squeaky toys be freaky
Trust me, this will definitely work
Also missing: A veterinary visit.
All of my dogs have loved our current vet. I've tried a couple other vets that were closer to me at different times, and my current vet is the only one that our dogs have been excited to visit in the 20 years since we met her.