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Tucker Carlson claims he was mauled by a demon while asleep, leaving claw marks
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Jesus Buttfucking Christ these people are nuts.
He should repent.
Carlson trying to scapegoat Lucifer after his underaged boyfriend got a little carried away.
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Or maybe he forgot to take off his Freddy Kruger hallowe'en costume before jerking off to gay porn.
At the time, Carlson says, he was asleep in bed with his wife – and four dogs.
I have an alternate theory about those claw marks...
Yeah, if I were married to Tucker Carlson I'd be pretty messed up too.
Heyo
We know his wife didn't leave them in the throes of passion, that's for sure
I watched that video, and had he just stuck to being suddenly awake and having claw marks I would have thought there was something odd. But he led with having four dogs in the bed, so when he said he had claw marks...dear lord, he's either trying too hard to play to some niche audience, or he's really that stupid. At least make the story sound plausible...we know you can lie, why didn't you just leave off some details here to sell it better.
Ever since he got kicked off Fox, he's been making the pivot to the hard right audience, which includes the narrative that they're in a spiritual war against the literal devil.
It's the same conspiracy-laden bullshit that Alex Jones pushes.
It's Jon Stewart's fault. Tucker never recovered from that jab about the bow tie.
And he never wore a bow tie after that. Lol.
If anything, Tucker needs another sit-down with Jon
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Dude, even small dogs can hog some serious space. 4 dogs? I'm surprised there's any room left for the fucker and his wife. He probably got scratches falling out of bed.
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It's probably your own demons Fucker. They've had enough of your bullshit.
Genuine demonic encounter or Ambien, plus or minus alcohol, and pissing off the cat? Just asking questions, Tucker!
Well, he did say he was sleeping in bed with his four dogs so I can think of at least four different places he could have got the claw marks.
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