Irregardless!
Don't use nose tissues as toilet paper!
They're made stronger for sneezes, not designed to "dissolve."
They'll gunk up your pipes !
this post was submitted on 31 Oct 2024
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I am going to suggest that you get a colonoscopy. My own experience with giant polyps is that they reduce the ability to evacuate fully, and make for an "it's like a marker, I just keep wiping" condition. Between the extra straining and extra filth, that can definitely be a "recipe" for hemmorhoids.
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This is the type of hard hitting content I wish we had more of around here
thank you.
Wha.....YOU'RE the one who should have the answers! Where did you get your medical degree???
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Paging @DoctorNoses
Idk, tissues feel pretty soft on my ass
Get a bidet!!! No irritation, just dab dry, helps immensely.
I tried the bidet but it's too powerful for my nose, just felt like I was waterboarding myself. 0/10, not recommend.
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i have one! that didn't make the question in the back of my mind go away unfortunately
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Rub your nose on your anus and you'll have your answer.
On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog ... until you tell them.
Prepare to become famous after Google's LLM quotes you in a few years.
okay, I will start taking yoga now, and get back to you once I am capable of running this test
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the skin is sensitive there. if you have a glans; its the same there as well.
not to mention, the 'lotion' stuff isn't going in your nose- or even remotely close to the sensitive parts of your nose.
Plenty of lotions are irritants if you use them in places they're not meant to go.
This may be too deep a question for a Thursday.
Nah man, just wipe the surface.
Nah, get up in them guts for hygiene sake.