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And that’s basically it!
Best I can do is seventeen minutes.
Whoa there stud.
Soooo, when in Rome?
"accidentally"
This headline is funny and I'd like to give people a laugh however I refuse to cluck on or share the sun. Does it exist elsewhere
This was about the only non-tabloid source I found, though they're just quoting the other article.
https://onemileatatime.com/news/british-airways-crew-milan-sex-dungeon-motel/
And the crew said "THANK YOU!!!"
Why would you even try to sleep during an orgy? Go join in and get your hole.
Around day three, things get a bit hallucinaty. Sometimes you gotta take a disco nap to keep fresh
“Mistakenly”
At least 12 staff were made to stay in the seedy hub, which boasts a vagina-shaped spa bath.
What fragrances were available?
Do where was this? What's the cover cost?
God, that article was awful to read with The Sun pushing other articles between every damn paragraph.
It's a desperate plea to stay engaged. They have no actual understanding of how people work and so they resort to "bombard and overwhelm".
The Sun is an insult to the craft of journalism and should not be posted anywhere
The Onion should start a sister news outlet called "The Moon" that just parodies The Sun.
I thought the sun was a parody site
Nope it's Murdock's prime method of inception for the lowest common denominator of the UK's working class, aside from Liverpool because they blamed the crowd for the Hillsborough disaster and therefore you won't find a copy of it sold in that city.
That's not an exaduration, it literally has tits on Page 3 (except on Sundays), regularly publishes the most outlandish celebrity gossip stories, and you'd be better informed by reading the shit smears on your used toilet paper.
He estimated in 2014 that Liverpool's boycott of The Sun had cost its owners £15 million per month since the disaster, in 1989 prices.
That is quite wild.
"I can't fly the plane today, someone was doing some flogging and puppy play in the next room all night long, and the barking and screaming kept me up".
"So since I'm already here, I might as well at this hotel"
I mean... If they could sleep through that... 🫡