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[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago

religion doing what religion does.... men doing what men do....

What is the news!?

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 week ago (1 children)

...And how... pray tell... do they... plan to enforce this?

[–] [email protected] 59 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago

Seems like something I would expect from the Taliban.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

Guys, guys - settle down, Pooty Poot just took them off the terrorist list, they’re fiiiiine.

It’s probably just a joke, bro!

[–] [email protected] 113 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I actually had "an entire country fails the Bechdel test" on my 2024 bingo card.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 week ago (4 children)

“The world has abandoned us,” she added. “They left us to the Taliban, and whatever happens to us now is a result of Western government policies.”

Hear hear.

[–] [email protected] 55 points 1 week ago (6 children)

So, now we WANT America to perpetually occupy Afghanistan?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Well, there’s also that bit where we funded fundamentalists during the cold war to try and fuck with the soviets, and the imperialism we and the soviets did that led to radicalization. A problem that we exacerbated which bit us back in the ass a few decades later.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

And now the other countries are trying to do similar to us lol.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)

American occupation actually strengthened the Taliban compared to before the US came, so America does bear some responsibility for this. Left to their own devices, the Taliban would've likely collapsed under their own weight, but now it's likely they'll stick around for while because of Chinese support.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

I wish the US had spent its efforts and resources towards completely eliminating the Taliban as an institution and ideology rather than kind of shoveling money around to opportunists with no skills for organizing people or maintaining loyalty. I think what happened instead was that the US was afraid of sparking a new movement that would eventually operate outside of its control so it funded what it thought it could control: rich assholes.

And now the religious fascists are back in charge. Wheee.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago

we wanted them not to occupy it in the first place.

i think everyone is at loss on how to fix it now.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I think everyone wanted Afghanistan to not give up immediately and surrender to the Taliban. Fighting spirit like Ukraine.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Almost 20 years of military training and equipment and they did nothing. I get there was probably family on the other side, but the military basically gave up on the dreams of the Afghan women.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yes, that's the only option. It's always occupation or no occupation. No other options exist. /s

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[–] [email protected] 95 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I mean.....yeah. They ARE waging an all out war on women. It's the literal taliban. What did you expect?

Oh, hold on, I'm getting a telegram from 1939. It appears as if a Jewish woman in Germany is having a disagreement of opinions with one "Adolph Hitler". Seems this Hitler fellow isn't a fan of the Jews...

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Wait, really? That's an even dumber name that I thought it was already! Normally I'd feel bad for spelling a persons name wrong...but it's literally hitler. Excuse me while I feel no sympathy for insulting one of the biggest facists in history.

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[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I don't know about you but I think that Hitler fellow sounds like a bad egg.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

The UK newspaper the Daily Mail had a headline titled 'Hurrah for the Blackshirts!'. Are you telling me the Daily Mail lies?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

The more I hear about this Hitler guy, I tell ya

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Some say his policies are sketch.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (3 children)

He's like the opposite of based

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Do we have a credible source?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Which one would that be?

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 week ago (2 children)

The Telegraph is the British Conservative Party's media wing. I'm not saying this isn't true, but it would come better from someone else.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 week ago

Hmmm Ground News says it has only been reported by the right so far

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Oh I didn’t know. I thought they were legit.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Just because they're conservative doesn't mean they're publishing falsehoods. Just be on the lookout for bias, which you should for all media.

For example, the oppression of women in Afghanistan is probably being reported on more by conservative sources not because they are against the oppression of women, but because they're hawks who disagreed with leaving Afghanistan, and there's probably some anti-muslim sentiment motivating it as well. Likewise liberal media sources are probably ignoring it because leaving Afghanistan the way America did was largely considered to be a disaster which was finalized under a Democratic administration, and for all their talk of caring about women they did basically abandon half the population of an entire nation. It would probably not help their side of the current election cycle to shine light on the catastrophic fallout of one of Biden's major international policy decisions.

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