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I once quoted this movie to some students I was TAing, and They didn't get it. I was like " this movie came out in like 2000. How do you not get it?" And then there was a long pause when one of them replied " I was 4 years old"

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 days ago

Even though he was slightly discourteous to me recently, I'd still have to say Captain Insaneo.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago

Tbf I like movies from well before I was alive, like, the oldest I can think of that I like is from the 1930s.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 days ago

"And how did you come up with that guess?"

"It ain't a guess, that's what it's gon' be! 😡"

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago

I only ever saw the DVD / movie poster where it's just him standing there, I never saw this variant before this post myself. But looking it up seems like both were used throughout the release history.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 days ago (2 children)

What does TA mean? (Please don't respond with: **SA

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] -4 points 4 days ago

I figured, but wanted to make the joke anyways

[–] [email protected] 43 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (2 children)

Even that four-year-old is now almost 30.

And how many people who watch it now are even going to realize that the coach is The Fonz?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago

Yeah at first I was like "yeah those kids are so young" then I realized I was born in 96

[–] [email protected] 42 points 4 days ago (2 children)

almost 30

You. You stop that right now.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

I know it's a joke to be afraid of getting older, but that joke actually causes serious issues.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

ONE OF US, ONE OF US

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago
[–] [email protected] 35 points 4 days ago

Mama says that alligators are ornery 'cause they got all them teeth but no toothbrush

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago

So one for Johnny Knoxvilles The Ringer.

[–] [email protected] 64 points 4 days ago (4 children)

Vicki Vallencourt is way more of a white trash redneck than a goth.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

You'd be surprised at how similar they are. There's even a term for it called ya'llternative.

Goth chicks like country boys for some reason.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 4 days ago

I don't know what she is, but she woke something up deep inside my 12 year old mind and I was never able to turn it off

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago

I remember a time when those were one in the same.

[–] [email protected] 46 points 4 days ago (1 children)

You can't completely remove the goth from 1990s Fairuza Balk. It's literally impossible. Vicki is sort of goth through a redneck prism.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 days ago (4 children)

A spectrum from Elvira to Dolly Parton.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Elvira is just goth Dolly Parton, cmv.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago
[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 days ago

If they ever ask about me, tell them I was more than just a great set of boobs. I was also an incredible pair of legs. And tell them... tell them that I never turned down a friend. I... never turned down a stranger for that matter.

  • Cassandra Peterson as Elvira

It costs a lot of money to look this cheap

  • Dolly Parton as herself

Granted, those aren't that representative of them, but they're still both great lines 😁

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago

This one speaks wisdom

[–] [email protected] 27 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Water sucks, gatorade is better

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

i was gonna say something but I'll let it go because your username already says you're r worded

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago

Not only is it better for you, but it tastes better too!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago

It’s what plants crave!