Bieber for scale

They were going to say "bigger than Jesus" but it was deemed too controversial.

But could they sing as good as him? Scientists say probably.

Bóbr kurwa!

Anything but metric!

Next the beavers will be saying that they're bigger than Jesus Christ.

Why is the beaver smaller than Bieber?

which one did Winona have?

Thank god they didn't use metric, I wouldn't have understood

Bieber is German for beaver. Finally someone made the connection.

And shall again

Bigger than Bieber, the old beaver brushed the broken lever while brandishing a bloody cleaver

Global Scientific Survey Deploys Giant Autonomous Vaginas to Assess the Planetary Situation

This reads like a No Such Thing As A Fish fact

Am I the only one confused because the beaver is clearly shorter than the Bieber?

Justin Beaver

Does justin bieber vary in height so much that they had to specify using his ‘average height’?

Dam, Justin ‘bout to find out.