Aremel

Kinda looks like this Elden Ring boss.

I can confirm it's not. I always get this warning whenever I do a fresh install of Windows 10 and try to install Chrome.

Abby Normal?

You can't have deoxyribonucleic acid without dihydrogen monoxide. 100% of people who have ever come in contact with it have died!

If they're so smart, why haven't they invented fire yet hmm?

Husbando, yeah. I agree with you though, it's not as fun to say.

Can I pick both?

The overarching answer is "people are different". But I suspect you want a more granular answer than that.

Depending on various factors like age, sex, hydration status, disease process, etc., some people's skin is more elastic than others. People also have different pain tolerances. If you mix and match all of these factors, you'll get people reacting differently to the same stimuli.

A walk?

Ground beef.

What do you call a cow with 2 legs?

People vary in height throughout the day due to spine compression. You are at the tallest in the morning before your spine has had time to compress. Adults get shorter as they age largely due to the same phenomenon taking place over many years.

But I think that says "average human" and not "average height".

Michelin tells you where the best restaurants are so you can drive to them on their tires ;)

Guinness started the world record book to settle bar bets.