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Just the tip (midwest.social)
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[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

Circumcision

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 days ago

Just put some ICE on it...

This shit writes itself

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Aww but that's the funnest part

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Okay. Looking at this pic carefully, where the hell did Lake Okeechobee go? It seems like it should be there, looking at Tampa Bay.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Oh no my penith

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

i thlammed my penith, in the Caribbean

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

They cut off the bluest part

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

After all, it was only that "blue" from the nightly dredging of the sand back onto the beaches to keep it from drifting into the ocean 😅🥲

/s

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

God damn. I'd probably cum.