Circumcision
this post was submitted on 05 Jul 2025
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Just put some ICE on it...
This shit writes itself
Aww but that's the funnest part
Okay. Looking at this pic carefully, where the hell did Lake Okeechobee go? It seems like it should be there, looking at Tampa Bay.
Oh no my penith
i thlammed my penith, in the Caribbean
They cut off the bluest part
After all, it was only that "blue" from the nightly dredging of the sand back onto the beaches to keep it from drifting into the ocean 😅🥲
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God damn. I'd probably cum.