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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Now you are ready to enter... the Gungeon

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

This is obviously a quest

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago

Are you the key master?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

"Come play with us..."

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

When they're making a movie and someone suggests this, they get shut down because it's not believable.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Unbenounced to the human, he started walking down the creaky staircase. The air became bitter with a chill in the air. He began to open the large door which sealed away ancient secrets, the more he turned the knob the secrets started to leak out as the anticipation arose with every second. The door at last slamed open and unleashed a curse, that punshed evey soul who was within the stronghold. It was a 3 week old unchanged litter box 💀💀💀.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago

In the name of all that is good and holy, do not go down that staircase

[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I've seen this one before, they shoot lasers if you're unworthy

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

That’s a scene from a B horror/thriller

[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Wow, what a horribly inefficient use of floor space that staircase is

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

To a degree. Kitchen to the back left, likely powder bath or storage closet toward the left foreground, dining table directly behind, living room to the right, and just enough walking space between it all.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Yes! This is exactly what i thought of!

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 month ago

You can not enter. You need to do some sort of side quest before they let you in.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago

Welcome traveler. Your quest begins here.

[–] [email protected] 135 points 1 month ago (5 children)

One always lies, and the other also always lies.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

And they both claim they did not yet have any treats today.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 month ago

One always lies, the other never tells the truth.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Wait? Are you the one who always lies? In which case do both always tell the truth? But that would mean you always tell the truth so both must always lie……..but that would mean you always tell the tr…. Maybe IM looking at this wrong so you say they both always lie but that would mean you always lie, or dose it? What if you never tell the truth? The opposite of always is never and the opposite of lie is truth is lie so you never tell the truth and you always lie, in order to break the paradox I choose this truth.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 month ago

One always lies, and the other also always lies.

One knows how you die, and the other knows when.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

They are guarding the Goa'uld in your basement!