I'd like to point out that there is very clearly onion in the photo of the burger here
this post was submitted on 14 Oct 2024
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many upset customers would act out violently or even resort to talking
Oh shit, TALKING?! That's going too far!
It's 2024, the only acceptable way is TEXTING ANGRILY ON ALL CAPS AND IN BOLD
Lol was looking for this comment. Pretty sure they meant stalking but that is a funny typo
"Chief Wiggum requesting backup. We have an attempted 10-52 here, I repeat 10-52. Attempted salad against a public safety officer. SEND EVERYONE!"
Tell the double whopper to stand down!!!
meanwhile criminals taking advantage of the fact that the police are distracted by stupid shit. nice job.
It's all in the game. Cops spend time doing stupid bullshit, criminals commit more crime, and the net result is a cop budget increase because we need to deal with our crime problem.
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What would happen if we called their office and ordered a burger? 😂😂
Well then they better make it right, or the police will show up....wait a second.
Fuck! I think this was The Onion. This chocky bar is too much for me, I think.
"At no point did I indicate my position, nor did I ask the responders to do anything that they would not, had not, or have not done for anyone else who makes a business dispute call."
What the fuck is even a "business dispute call"? The police are not supposed to be involved in "business disputes" at all. If he thinks his deputies are supposed to speed through city streets to placate some Karen at Burger King, then he's beyond educating and should just be removed from his position.
Well he clearly must think the police are the Mafia, who would be called in to handle business disputes.
I mean.....the police ARE the mafia. The biggest, and legalized mafia in the country.
Also a big red flag that he wanted them to identify the owner or a manager, because that's not fucking ominous when a cop is abusing his power and no longer wants to settle for a refund.
Yeah, the store manager was right to keep their identity as hidden as possible. That dude's a textbook narcissist, and will absolutely abuse any information he gets.
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Farva : Give me a double bacon cheeseburger.
Burger Guy : [into mic] Double baco cheeseburger. It's for a cop.
Farva : What the hell's that all about? You gonna spit in it now?
Burger Guy : No, I just told him that so he makes it good.
[into mic] Burger Guy : Don't spit in that cop's burger.
Farva : Yeah, thanks.
Second Burger Guy : Roger, hold the spit.
Farva : Gimme a pie... apple.
Burger Guy : Want me to hold the spit? Hah, just kidding officer Farva.
Burger Guy : Want me to dimpa-size your meal for 25 cents?
Farva : Want me to punch-a-size your face, for free?
Burger Guy : It's only 25 cents, and look how much more you get.
Thorny : Look, kid, he doesn't want it.
Farva : I can handle this, Thorn. I don't want it!
Burger Guy : Uhh, right. Beverage?
Farva : Gimme a litre o' cola.
Burger Guy : What?
Farva : A litre o' cola!
Burger Guy : [into mic] Litrecola? Do we sell litrecola?
Thorny : Will you just order a large, Farva?
Farva : I don't want a large farva. I want a goddamn litre o' cola!
Burger Guy : I don't know what that is!
Farva : Litre is French for... give me my fuckin' cola before I break VOUS FUCKIN' LIP!
Nice username
Hack the planet
🍔That look like spit to you?
"yeah"
Ah, fuck it
nooom nom nom
Someone didn't get his liter cola.
Cop: They're tryin' to kill me here, they know I'm ay-lergic to lettuce!
I don't like that I laughed at this. But... Here we are. 🤣🤣
Well you are late2theparty....
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