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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Is that The Loveland Frogman?

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 month ago (3 children)

So that man grabbed the sword from the blade and yanked it out of the mermaid's hand without her realizing? It doesn't add up.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

He's wearing tough leather gloves

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

And he's also been clearly waiting in the middle of the lake for this to happen. Hell, he probably sent the monster.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Fish are slippery, so we can assume mermaids and their hands would be too.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Well that explains why their hand jobs are so good.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago

Nat 20 dexterity

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago

Well if she's swinging a sword through the water then she's already royaly fucked.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Am I the only one who wonders how Kermit got mutated?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Nobody's safe when Disney owns your IP.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Oooohhh burn!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

the truth finally revealed

[–] [email protected] 58 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Your first mistake was using a swinging weapon in an environment where only thrusting weapons have any chance, your second was having such a poor grip that despite being able to breathe underwater and being a higher lifeform than man this dipshit was able to take the sword from you...

Which goes back to problem one, as you had no way to swing the sword with enough force to do anything to the fish

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I don't know if we need to criticise her choice of weapon as much as his.

It's rocking a fucking flail underwater.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Spent all his evolution points on superfluous eyes that don't serve a purpose instead of points on intelligence.

What are bicep eyeballs supposed to do other than give you a massive case of motion sickness?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

A comically oversized flail, that realistically would have drawn him down into the depths

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Depends on it's buoyancy, though. Perhaps it's not metal?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

It's got other tactical issues. The chain being too long and the handle being too short. Overall it's not going to do much as a weapon.

But that's not really the point

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

From the angle it looked like the plan was to let the force of the onrushing fish impale itself, rather than time a slash to coincide with its onslaught. As for choice of tools, perhaps it's the only sharp one available to her. As for grip, I don't know what is standard for mermaids or whatever she is. She may have just found that sword 5 minutes ago from a shipwreck, and had no time to practice.

Remember, the theme of the comic is that she's not some super-special "lady of the lake", and instead is more just a girl with a weapon in her hand, or at least she did for a brief moment! So her not being prepared seems to go hand in hand (so to speak) with that.

None of those details are likely to make it into King Arthur's (fishy) tales that he will tell all his friends about "how I became king, once upon a time...", especially as the tail (ah... see what I did there!?:-) grows with each retelling.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Thats some good art right there.

Good art makin'.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Great style! Nowadays it seems that all comics are either stick figure/Marvel/anime style.

I wish current comic illustrators would try to develop a style, and check out comics from non manga/Marvel origins. The Belgian Marcinelle school, or the ligne Claire schools are two great examples.

European comics provide an amazing range of styles, the study of which could be of great value to current illustrators.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 month ago (2 children)

She didn’t have a very good grip on it then.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

If I went around sayin' I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me they'd put me away!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

She learned a tragic lesson in why spears are the go-to weapon in undersea adventures.

That said, impressive strength on that mutant Kuo-Toa to swing a flailed morningstar underwater.

[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

This scene would have been the perfect candidate for a perfect loop.

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