rocketpoweredredneck

The way things are going it may be our only way to keep from going extinct due to global warming. Not that it'd be much better.

My cats eat through the bag of any pet food in the house, unless I put it somewhere so completely unreachable its difficult for me and impossible for my wife to get to it. We just use a couple of old coolers to store theirs and the dogs food.

Alice looks like Vegeta in a cosplay

I just got sucked back into this game a few days ago. None of the people I used to play this with want to touch it again so I've been running solo. It's still fun, but its not the same as slow rolling up to my buddies base in a cop car with the lights and sirens going with half of West Points zombies following behind me.

Im in the same boat, I'll either move to some cracked version of windows without the recall bs, or more likely some linux distro.

Nope. I would never, ever do a thing like that. I've certainly never sat at my computer drinking beers and complaining about people changing plans at the last second.

The people who make these memes aren't the same people who like the cops. There are some very confused people who think 'no step on snek' and prostrating themselves before the ones who'd be doing the stepping makes some kind of sense, but they're also the same people who think climate change isn't real and vaccines kill people. Their opinion is irrelevant.

Fuck the police

I mean, chicken shit can self combust in the right conditions, so hanlon's razor might apply here.

You should! It's probably not bad for you. It hasn't killed me yet anyway.

as a truck driving, gun toting redneck in texas I'd absolutely buy a SAM if I could, and paint it up in rainbows

Wax paper tastes different

You're probably correct, this reflection definitely looks odd. But something to consider is that the mirror is likely leaning back, and depending on your angle to it it may not show you whats directly in front of it but show things further out in way that could explain the weirdness.