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[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

There's something about using the same sort of lenses that allow tilt shift. You just shift the lense to the side. Idk how to explain because I only sort of understand it and am not a photographer.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

It's very easy to do this in Photoshop now. Literally two clicks.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

True but I think I remember seeing this photo around 2013 or so. Granted I could do this in Photoshop back then as well, but I worth mentioning

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

You worth mentioning indeed <3

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago

lol I knew the thread before clicking.

I hate that they ruined my favorite website.

[–] [email protected] 111 points 4 months ago (7 children)

Why do people censor fuck or other profanity on the internet? I don't get it, and until now, I've been too afraid to ask.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

because it actually adds comedic value to some, like me. it's somehow funnier if you sloppily censor fuck? i can't explain it but yesh, if you don't think of it like that it'll be pretty cringe

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

I don’t fucking k***.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

It's like drinking with brown paper bag censoring. Everybody knows what's going on and it's pointless. So f*ck it. ;)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Exactly! But when did it become the cool thing to do?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

It has never been the cool thing to do

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Lemmy is bizarrely fond of useless censorship, and I think it's because .ml has a bunch of filters. Which is hilarious. Yes folks, we expect to reach a stateless society with no firm hierarchy, and all boundaries decided by the people. The admin has decided you may not say fuck.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I think its because most of the content is reposted from other places where censoring is the norm.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Where else is that remotely normal?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Instagram, tiktok, tumblr (when reposted to it) to some extent.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Minecraft chat, which is what most of these three kids in a trenchcoat are coming from

[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 months ago

Better yet: Why do such a pathetic job doing it?

[–] [email protected] 44 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Murica. Dunno if any other country does censor such trivialities too. And to the deeper why: religious hipocrisy i guess.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Afaik tiktok also heavily censors topics that are considered bad publicity or whatever. In fact, considering that this self-censor trend (edit: this type of self censor trend that utilizes cutting out vowels instead of using euphemisms or not using the words at all) is much much younger than YouTube or Instagram (at least I noticed it only a few months, maybe one or two years ago) I'd say the American companies weren't even the driving force behind it.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Youtube has forced it onto their creators for a while. Censor swears or risk upsetting the almighty algorithm and getting demonetized, because apparently american companies don't like being associated with swearing.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

with both tiktok and youtube, nobody actually knows if that's the case, they just assume it

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Yeah, but the YouTube culture used to not use swearwords/unwanted words as a result of this. I have recently seen a few videos, where they said prn and sx, including cutting the vowels from the audio. This change in how to deal with the restrictions imposed by the platform is what I don't understand.

Edit: I have edited my comment above to be more precise.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (6 children)

Because not everyone is comfortable with swears

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago

Fuck em, if they're that thinskinned they're never gonna be happy

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I understand that and I prefer to not swear most of the time as well. But these "I'll leave out the vowels" edits don't change the number of swearwords in the sentence.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

"If you censor a vowel, the number of swearwords in the sentence remains the same."
- Batman

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Yeah and this puritanical bullshit sends us all tumbling down a slippery slope until it's offensive to teach children anatomy words like penis and vagina. Hmm, and one wonders why practicing christian families have a higher instance of unreported CSA 🤔

[–] [email protected] 31 points 4 months ago

Except no one sees the censored thing and doesn't think the word itself. If anything the censor is bringing extra attention to it. It's dumb. If the person posting is scared of the word, they should leave it out. If they're worried other people might fear it then either they should leave it out or not bother censoring because they see it anyway.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 4 months ago

Fuck the fucking fuckers. Swearing as much a part of human communication as cadence is.

Puritans can fuck themselves with a pineapple. It's as ridiculous as finding full stops offensive and insisting the rest of the world bow to them by using double commas or something.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 months ago

clutches pearl necklace

Ew. Anyone got a Kleenex?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

nobody knows my mbin account.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

It says in the image, it's a fae portal not a mirror.

[–] [email protected] 102 points 4 months ago (5 children)

You CAN in fact more or less do this for real: photographing a mirror from a straight on perspective without the camera visible.

https://youtu.be/ZlaeWRMYwGg?feature=shared

Basically, you need a special tilt-shift lens that distorts perspective to where it looks ‘straight on’ while the camera is actually off to the side or down below. If you do it correctly, the viewer won’t even notice anything’s missing.

These lenses are primarily used for architecture photography to prevent ‘leaning buildings’. They can also create really cool miniature effects. It’s quite a useful bit of gear, but also rather expensive because it’s such a niche lens.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Also, you can use a telephoto lens, like from that little bush you can see in the center if you zoom in (not that anybody sensible would bother)

[–] [email protected] 21 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

If someone is like me and goes: "Want!": That Lens in the video costs a cool ~1000 Bucks.

Which doesn't mean I don't want it anymore... Just that it's on the list for when I swim in money for some reason :D

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago (1 children)

The one in the video is a Canon TS-E 90 - that's a 1000 bucks USED. And that's not really what you want if you're going to be doing landscape stuff. You want the TS-E 24 for a much wider field of view. Those are even more expensive.

You CAN however buy cheaper, new lenses. Brands like Laowa and Samyang produce tilt-shifts that cost less than half of what a Canon costs if you really want a new example.

That said though... anything in photography is expensive anyway, and these are niche lenses. They do some things that other lenses really can't, like this magic trick. And while you can replicate some of its effect digitally - like the miniature effect - the best way to do things like that is always in camera. If you take a good shot to start with, you'll alsways have a better end result.

I'm personally looking to buy a TS-E 24 one of these days, assuming I find a gently used - and gently priced - example.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I was like, ooh, I didn't know there were newer Nikon tilt-shift lenses (Nikkor PC-E) for the F mount that are still available for purchase new... ...and the bloody things cost like 1900€. Even the older PC-Nikkor lenses cost a pretty penny in second hand market.

These lenses are firmly in "would be extremely neat to have, but are both on the very expensive side and also I don't know how much use I'd get from them in practice" category of photography gear. ...which doesn't narrow much down if we're talking photography gear, but hey.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

The best strategy when it comes to expensive niche lenses like this is: save up and buy a good used example of a lens that won’t limit you and will let you grow as a photographer. There’s always people selling gently used lenses because they either don’t use them or they’re switching systems.

I’ve always bought better lenses and gear than I needed at the time and never regretted it. If you buy a cheap lens, it often comes with tradeoffs that the expensive lenses don’t have. If you buy a good lens - especially dumb, manual lenses like a tilt-shift, you can always use them on other cameras down the line or sell them to another eager photographer without losing a lot of money.

Owning niche gear like this is kind of its own joy anyway. It’ll let you do and experiment with things that others can’t do. You might not use it every day, but you’ll be ticked pink to use it when you can. I can’t really tell you what I paid for some of my specialty gear, but I can damn sure tell you about how much I smile when I use it :D

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

I've actually always wondered about this, thanks!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

cool miniature effects

My favorite example is the intro to Dollhouse. Now I need to rewatch that show.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

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