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[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Those dates are a little unfair, the su34 is basically two decades older, but got put on Ice. And the newer models F16 are a huge leap up from the original 70s model.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

Also very relevant is the missiles in use. Those certainly are not from the 70s.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

It's not like the Ukrainians are getting new block 70s. Thery're almost certainly old block 40s on the verge of retirement.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

True, but the MLU/block 50 version is also from the mid to late 90s.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm more interested in knowing how Lauren Phillips feels about being an F-16 in this meme.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago

I'm sure she's flattered as a true patriot. I know she is. I've seen her in patriotic wear.

Not, like, a LOT of patriotic wear by square inches. But enough.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I should inform you that the search term you're looking for is "aeromorph".

You're welcome.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Those words are not in the bible. Or Quran. Or any holy book.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

You sure? I could have sworn it was in that one passage in Hezekiah.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

And thus a-ok

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

That.. certainly was something.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Nope. That's definitely not what I was looking for.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago

Wdym? Aeromorphs are pure NCD. Living aircraft. You telling me that isn't something NCD would come up with?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Yeah right? Why would I need to search for it? Like I don't already have multiple TBs of material.

[–] [email protected] 66 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Nobody's gonna mention that this is an F-16B cockpit and Ukraine got single-seater F-16MLUs?

Can't even enjoy this any more, I'm like sandpaper atm.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I think it's just reposts from Reddit?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 weeks ago

🌍👩‍🚀🔫👨‍🚀

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago (5 children)

I dislike Russian aggression as much as the next non tankie but can we agree the Su34 looks fucking amazing?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

It's only natural to be curious. We're human after-all. Just remember you can look but don't touch. I'll never forgive you if you cheat on F35-chan and break her heart.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

I'm not sure about the different colour on the beak.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago

Sukhoi sure makes beautiful planes

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

im more of an assman, myself.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago (3 children)

IMO basically every Soviet / Russian jet has looked better than American jets.

I like the look of the MiG-15, the 21, etc. But, IMO the jets really got beautiful right as the Soviet Union was collapsing.

The SU-27 is a beautiful plane, the MiG-29 too. It just seems like with some of these jets, the American equivalents were designed by computer and manufactured precisely to spec. While, it feels like some of the Soviet planes involved guys with hammers trying to make a beautiful curved surface.

It also helps that the Russians often use colourful paint jobs, while the US uses flat boring grey that shows every flaw.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

F-86 is a work of art, and the Mig-15 looks like a 3D printed copy found on Etsy.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

The raptor definitely looks better than the felon imo, but for 4-4.5 gen, yeah, I’d agree in terms of looks for the most part. Though there are a couple exceptions - the F-104 looks cooler than the MiG-21, imo.

Edit: surprised nobody called me out for citing 2nd gen jets lol

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

I dunno. The nose of the MiG-21 looks weird, but I really like the look of the delta wings, the rudder and the ailerons. The F-104 with nothing mounted on the wingtips looks like a dart, which is cool I suppose. With the typical big fuel tanks on the wingtips it looks like some kind of catamaran.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Luckily the rule of cool doesn't apply IRL

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Don't get me wrong, nearly every fighter plane looks cool. But, it's just different varieties of cool. Like, a lot of the US planes look Lamborghini-cool, with hard surfaces and so on. The Russian / Soviet planes just look more sculpted.

And, if the rule of cool doesn't apply, then why did P-40 fighter planes have shark's mouths?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Because Americans are kinda like W40k orcs and think painting something makes it stronger, although it actually works for the orcs.

/jk

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

It works for America too. Confidence is a hell of a drug.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (5 children)

By the way, does anybody have a credible take on the current status/outlook of the war?

I hear nothing about the Kursk offense now, but mainstream news mention recent Russian successes in the East. I understand striking deep into Russia with US weapons would be critical, but I think that is unlikely to happen before the elections.

I am (again) worried for Ukraine, and to our Western politicians f*cking this up.

[–] [email protected] 63 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

I love yall but yall gotta stop doing this in NCD. Is there a more credible community yall can have these discussions in? We're here for jokes and shitposting. Real, honest, fact-based discussions (especially involving politics) really don't belong here. [email protected] might be a better fit.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Yeah, nuke that serious post from orbit!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

Good mod post

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 month ago (1 children)

No answer received here should be trusted regardless how credible it sounds anyway, you may as well ask ChatGPT how the war is going, you'll get a similar level of trustability

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

To be fair that is also true of the other online communities that take themselves more seriously.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I dont actually know how trustworthy this site is, but it is nice for getting a visual view of the front lines. https://liveuamap.com/

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago

This was not the

By the way does anybody

I was hoping for

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

The Russians are throwing everything at the salient, it's brutal and costly and the Ukrainians probably won't be able to hold too long.

But it also did it's job: it was a target Russia HAD to take back, and it bought a few months for the American equipment to come online.

What is really needed is Russian territory authorization, and the election to be over so there's less doubt of continued supply, and new weapons packages can be drawn up.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (2 children)

You can sign up for ISW’s newsletter, they do a good job of reporting what’s going on from a fairly dry, but western perspective. Last I saw they were reporting that Russia is aggressively counter attacking in Kursk to attempt to dislodge the Ukrainians before the fall mud sets in. It’s not looking great on the front but there are quite a few indications that the Russian attacks are not sustainable long-term. That said, I’ve seen reports saying that for a while now and the grinding attrition has continued.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Incredible. 74 sources on their latest piece and almost all Telegram, and some Facebook.

Key takeaways (@[email protected]):

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

People have been saying that basically from day one yet the Russians keep coming. Obviously this isn't sustainable long term but nobody knows how long they can keep going.