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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

When Never Forgetting isn't enough, catch them in 9K111

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

Bro, I'm such a bad ass they asked me to pose for a picture with my launcher! It's gonna be on the army website and everything! I can't wait for everyone back home to see this!

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Me when I eat an entire pack of pork removeds in 5 minutes

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

I can suck these down all night long!

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Fagot means 'bassoon' in many countries, including in Russia.

So neither bundles of sticks or homosexual people are involved, just a bit of woodwind.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I don’t like the bassoon a ton, but I can’t believe they made an anti bassoon weapon first. How do we deal with the trumpet section?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Tactical triangles

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Way to drain the fun out of the room

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I think random facts are fun, plus bassoons are quite comical.

But to each their own

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Sir, this is a shitposting community.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Well you did give me the impression you found my contribution to be shit.

So... You're welcome?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Yup. Pronounced "fa-gott" or "fa-goh".

[–] [email protected] 55 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 month ago (1 children)

More like, you're the ideal operator. I would do it for you though. I would do unholy things in order to have the honor of firing this thing at some Russian tanks, even if I could never tell my friends exactly what I did without offending them.

Fuck, now I need a cigarette.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Wait, wait, are you sure they don't mean an old woman?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It would be so funny if this shot down a Mig15.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Ah there we are. I was wondering where the mig 15 references were.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 month ago

Obliterate me daddy!

[–] [email protected] 91 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago

Kronk is the gift that keeps on giving

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yes, I do tend to keep bundles of sticks shoven up my ass

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It keeps them warm and moist

[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Oh no it's a me obliterator

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Damn. You must be pretty tough. My obliterator is just somebody reminding me of that time I accidentally said a thing to one of my patients which could be misconstrued as being mean, but I don't know if they did.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You can have multiple obliterators

I should know, I have quite a few in my night stand drawer too

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Username checks out, but what happened to the first one?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Was on an instance that had too much downtime/inactive admins, had to move, incremented the username number

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Oooo, ya, sorry, ya. We were looking for 'Obliterated'....soooo ya.