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I say "bum" and my wife says "boob"

Interested to hear what you think.

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[–] [email protected] 48 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Onomatopoeia usually punch above their weight class here. Shlorp gets my vote.

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (11 children)

Peef.

It's when you fart out of your dick hole. A "Penis Queef", if you will. Happened to me once when I had a cystoscopy. Weirdest feeling ever.

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago (13 children)

Bjork!

I know it’s not a word, but a name… still if you use it with ! I think it’s particularly funny. Like it’s an exclamation, or a warning.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

Bjork is my goto nonsense muppet sound. Bjork bjork bjork Bjork!

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Shit. I associate that with how my friend and I used to say it during games. "Ah Chiet!" like you have no teeth.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (3 children)
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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Hump

Also: dink

Edit: hehehehehehe

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (4 children)

However you spell that noise Guinea pigs make.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago
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