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[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago (1 children)

headed down to the Winchester

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[–] [email protected] 69 points 9 months ago (3 children)

“I have autism, please be patient”

If you’re gonna draft me, I’m sure as fuck playing into the ‘useless Joe’ meme and try and break my 1Sgts will to live

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

We're naming stuff right? Helmy McHelmetface of course.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 9 months ago

O+

I haven't been in the army in 15 years and would probably need to prepare for a lot of blood transfusions.

[–] [email protected] 95 points 9 months ago

“If you kill me, you’re gay in Russian” written in Serbian with sharpie.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Idk but my gun is definitely getting named “Rooty-Tooty-Point-and-Shooty”

[–] [email protected] 33 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

“Object Embedding Tool” 🤌

[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Lol. How about “Enemy truncator”

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago

"When I'm dead, just throw me in the trash"

[–] [email protected] 69 points 9 months ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 22 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (5 children)

I suppose at this point, plain MESHPAT is considered retro enough to be cool again.

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