What, no Systems Analyst?
-A fellow Analyst
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What, no Systems Analyst?
-A fellow Analyst
Given their occupations, it seems all of them are descended from immigrants from Golgafrincham. Not sure if these are the best people to be weighing in on this topic.
I was going to make a joke about how the immigrant Friedrich Trump definitely had bad genes, but they've basically already done it.
I love that The Onion has never changed these pictures.
as in these are recurring characters?
No, they're carefully selected by the Managing Editor of the Onion, Ted K.
They aren't recurring characters like the other guy said. They just reuse the same photos
Yup. It’s a great running joke.
I wonder if Jesus likes his job as a keyboard optimizer..
At least he doesn't shine loafers for a living.
Ok. This is cheating. The Onion, you can't keep being The Onion, if you're just going to report things he's actually said, and has said for years. At that point, it's no longer absurd satire. It's just real life absurdity. That's cheating.
Plagiarism from reality.