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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I've never seen one of these, but about 5 years ago I saw a gravy dispenser at a gas station for biscuits & gravy.

I passed.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

The one I loved was a pancake machine at a hotel breakfast buffet. You pressed the pancake button and batter was dispensed onto a slowly rolling large heated cylinder. When your pancake made it to the edge of the cylinder, it peeled off and flipped onto another counter-rotating cylinder. Then it was peeled off and slid down a chute onto a plate. Perfectly round, perfectly cooked.

I ate a few more pancakes than I should have just to see it work. Then against the protests of my wife I lifted the hinged side panel to see how the batter was loaded and dispensed (it was squeezed out of a bag by a screw jack)

The girl at the buffet asked if I was a process engineer (yup) and assured me that I was far from the first to peek under the hood πŸ˜…

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Wait until you see the clam chowder dispenser.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

It's like a party in my mouth and everyone's throwing up.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Interesting. What's their spaghetti policy?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

Can't go into specifics because of an NDA but can share my general opinion on the subject: Awful. Policy is awful.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

I got salmonella poisoning from looking at this.

[–] [email protected] 85 points 1 week ago (5 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Dang, this full out fooled me. Concerning, I guess we're here now. Lots to catch once you're aware of it, but totally passed by me while scrolling, even as someone who's well aware of AI Image Generation, even in an image that's intentionally ridiculous.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

think for a moment how this thing would smell after a single day.

of course it's AI garbage.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I think this is a real picture? cuz there was a tweet from a guy saying it's his egg salad machine.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Would people just lie on the internet?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

no...NO...I don't think they're allowed!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Either the 'N' in "sandwich" is backwards or it's a large, lowercase 'n'

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 week ago

The E 686 Salad Sandwich was intel’s best CPU.

Prove me wrong.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 week ago (1 children)

if it hd a bit more jpeg nobody would doubt that it is a real photographer

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Now, some people might think it's generated by AI

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

I think that was already the rumbling consensus.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

egg should not have 4 letters in it

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

No that's the devilled egg salad sandwich machine.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Looks like the future I want is in the past

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

Needs more E686

[–] [email protected] 54 points 1 week ago (4 children)

This looks like Bing Image Creator. It's gotten way too adherent to prompts for my comfort level. This one is crazy.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Hands are still weird

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 week ago

I was actually wondering how about this too because of his crazy thumb, haha.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

It looks like a reasonable design

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

It's looking like scrambled egg salad

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You had me at E686 SALAD SAMDWICH

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago