That's because you chose to be gay, Charlie... Just choose not to.
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Why did you photoshop the image to make his face bigger?
Bigger?
Yeah, I swear his face is smaller than that IRL /s
Damn I really can't tell if his face is shopped.
Did ToiletPaperUSA make the jump?
Not yet but we can definitely start it!
I'm in! The original TP USA ruined my ability to gauge if Charlie Kirk is photoshopped or not. Looking forward to it continuing to wreck my mind on Lemmy too.
OK, @[email protected] @[email protected] let's do this. Which instance are we setting up shop on?
I can do it on Lemmy world. I'd prefer not to be the only moderator though since I'm already moderating 3 other small communities.
I can mod too. I have past mod experience from the big R and was only accused of being a power tripping shit bag once!
I made the community! https://lemmy.world/c/toiletpaperusa
Join in and I'll find a way to make you a mod
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I'll help mod
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that face has to be photoshopped
Hey, listen, is your mouth tiny and small? Then why don't you come down to Little Bits.... ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ ʙɪᴛs...
It is. He does have a weirdly small face for his weirdly big head, but this was definitely shopped to heighten the effect
Why is his face is so big
Yo that tiny face is freakin me out.
If you would tell me his face was photoshopped slightly smaller, I would believe you
WHY IS IT SO SMOL
You mean it's not?
We DON’T KNOW
If you would tell me it wasn't, I wouldn't believe you
The beautiful thing about this phenomenon is that somebody has probably published an article or something that featured a picture of his photoshopped face because they couldn't tell either.
Why did you photoshop Charlie Kirk's face to look bigger on his head, OP?
If the posters from Risa were aware of this guy besmirching the name "Kirk," they'd be very upset.
Henry Cavill is a liberal plant to turn straight men gay because I wanna touch his face
Henry Cavill merely disproves the myth of monosexuality
Honey nobody is that straight.
Wait til you see how he’s gonna affect the Warhammer 40k community.
I'd like him to affect my Warhammer 40K community.
C'mon down to Lil Bits
L i l b i t s .
We got tiny… pizza!
He looks like his face could actually be that way.
Can I introduce you to the Kirk Slider
Amazing 🤩
He looks normal at 110%
Simply incredible.
I'm not convinced 100% isn't shrunk in some way
Surely the real one is at least 106.
104% looks a lot more natural.
It's a beautiful and mysterious problem of mathematics. One that may change simply by observing the system. Charlie Kirk's face size may be the key to understanding quantum mechanics.
He could start a little bits franchise